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Tired Dog Tale An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me and I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall...

Speaking Of VPs Biden Secret Service Code Name: 'Assassination Insurance' by Ann Coulter "While Gov. Sarah Palin is being grilled on her position on mark-to-market accounting rules, the press can't bother to ask Joe Biden if he could give us a ballpark estimate on when Franklin D...

Speaking of being smart - a smart liberal, what an oxymoron - the correct spelling is "too" :)

FANNIE MAE EASES CREDIT TO AID MORTGAGE LENDING By STEVEN A. HOLMES Published in the New York Times on September 30, 1999. "In a move that could help increase home ownership rates among minorities and low-income consumers, the Fannie Mae Corporation is easing the credit requirements on...

IMAO Exclusive: OBAMA IS A METH ADDICT!!! "I have confirmation that Obama’s big secret is that he’s a meth addict. Confirmation of speculation that is. I mean, look how skinny that guy is. Probably because of drugs. I’m guessing meth, because he likes doing whatever the popular...

President Barack Obama? Two interesting videoclips and a picture (claiming to be undoctored but who knows) for your viewing pleasure: http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=rUEQz5dltmI&eurl=http://www.imao.us/ http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=gH-2Fwx5RU0&eurl=http://www.imao.us/ :) :) :)

Not To Mention This One :) :) :)

Not To Belabor The Point Smart Liberals sound like this, right? http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJSVPAx8xc&eurl=http://www.imao.us/ :) :) :)

But, On The Other Hand, She doesn't look too dumb here... http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3oP74kMjA&eurl=http://www.imao.us/ :) :) :)

Heeeeere's The Truth!! http://www.hulu.com/watch/37758/saturday-night-live-c-span-bailout :) :) :)

You, understandably, miss the point, again. She already HAS the Republican base. She's now doing what she has to do in order to get a few DEM votes... duh! :) :) :)

IMAO: In My World - Guilt By Association "“McCain wants to distract you from the issues,” Barack Obama told a crowd at a campaign rally. “Instead of focusing on the economy and his mistakes with Iraq, he wants to distract you with my past associations or how I keep getting buckets stuck...

At The Very Expensive Restaurant Snooty Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir? Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a pea, and there it was! :) :) :)

More Pearls of Zen Wisdom 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. Its always...

I hear you, brother. Me too, I've been at a lumber yard - once. Yeah, they were selling wood and stuff. Didn't stay long... :) :) :)

Obama's Radical Agenda Exposed "...Never before in the history of our nation have we faced such a grave crisis: one of the most radical political figures ever to be nominated by a major party is just minutes away from becoming President of the United States. That man is Barack Obama. He...

Another Great Oldie 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her...

Life Or Death “Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” “Okay, you are right, I was wrong: you have six months to live, trust me!” :) :) :)

A Funny Repeat A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year-old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing, like dad does all the time.' The 4 Year-old nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues, 'When we go downstairs for...

Obama-ACORN Root Causes of Mortgage Crisis? FBI Investigates U.S. Financial Crisis - Where Did $1 Trillion Go? The high-risk subprime mortgage social engineering community service experiment by left-wing ACORN and Obama has created the largest financial crisis since The Great Depression...