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A Six Year Old Joke: Comments About Les Francais "I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton "Going to war without France is like going deer...

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IMAO: Suggestion for McCain "With little time left, we need more Palin. Get her out front and center. Put her in ads. Even better, buy a half-hour of time directly competing against Obama’s half-hour. And make it all Palin. It will whip him in the ratings. Just let her tell us her story...

IMAO: Nuke Something "I don’t think other nations are fearing us enough. If Barack Obama is elected president, no evil nation is going to worry about us. So we’re going to have to nuke a city. Can’t we just nuke the moon? No. Nuking the moon was meant to be a preventative...

Banana Blindness Two Antartians were taking their first train trip to the big city on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel...

Oh, Those Kilts A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt...

At The Garden Of Europe A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful...

Let Us Pray... http://stuff.pyzam.com/toys/tictacscare.swf :) :) :)

The Farmer's Wife Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn and everything in it. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $750,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t give you the money,”...

Excellent Market Tips Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks...

Save The Planet http://www.animalssavetheplanet.com/media/swf/design_video.swf?vidNumber=1 :) :) :)

Learning Good Salesmanship An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought from him recently was under water. “What kind of salesman are you? Idiot!” the boss scolded... “Get out...

Some New Stock Market Terms · CEO - : Chief Embezzlement Officer · CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer · BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius · BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids...

The Good Waitress In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf, leaned over a bit and whispered: “Don’t eat it!” :) :) :)

OOPS - I don't think this is the proper expression, there are many many black Americans who work hard too, no matter who they vote for and for what reason...

And, according to this brilliant argument, made daily by the idiot with the big ears on the stump, Bush was able to influence the whole world, right? Convince them or order them to bring their economies to the brink of disaster as well, is that correct? What a superman that GW is, amazing...

EXPECT THE RACE TO TIGHTEN By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN "The polls now all indicate an Obama win on Nov. 4; some even suggest a landslide. But there's a strong chance the race will tighten back up this month. Anger over the Wall Street mess has been pushing voters to Barack Obama in...

One of the best, bravo, LOL!!! :) :) :)

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Interesting Take this simple (biased to the left but still fun) quiz and post your results. Predictably, I scored for McCain, surprise, surprise, although, on Immigration, they say I agree more with the Big Ears Guy :) http://abcnews.go.com/politics/MatchoMatic/fullpage?id=5542139