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McCain The Comedian http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=Goaj5V4tZoc&eurl=http://www.imao.us/ http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=mrqoSyKsAPw&feature=related :) :) :)

I agree with the spirit of what you said but my take is somewhat different - a lot more is possible here. Americans want more Government involvement and protection, not exclusively easy handouts by the Welfare Dept or leftist proxies like Acorn. What a center-right independently-minded...

Keyword: Socialism! IMAO: In My World - Super Mario Socialism "Mario, Princess Peach, and Luigi headed out of Mushroom Castle to go to a picnic. “What a beautiful day!” Princess Peach exclaimed. “Itsa all right,” Mario said. “O-oh no!” Luigi stammered, pointing to the...

I know it's a repeat, but I love this joke An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba: I am...

There's that old joke where in the middle of a Senate session, a senator yells at another senator: "You are a liar!" and the other one answers: "Yes, but hear me out!!" :) :) :)

Obama's whole tax scheme is more of a bribe than wealth redistribution: 95% of people get a check of a few hundred $$ once in the mail in exchange for helping him raise tax rates permanently to the 5% who were the ones paying most of the tax bill every year in the first place. Not to mention...

MAC'S SHOT AT A LATE-GAME WIN By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN The short term impact of the third debate will be to help Barack Obama. But the long term implications may give John McCain a needed boost. Obama looked good, but McCain opened the tax-and-spend issue in a way that might prevail...

IMAO: The Reasons Behind Obama’s Redistribution of Wealth Why does Obama want to redistribute wealth? Well, who does he want to take money from? Successful people with actual accomplishments, i.e., people Obama can’t relate to at all. Who does Obama want to give that money to? Rapists...

IMAO: Redistribution Joe the Plumber was busy working under a kitchen sink, which is why he didn’t hear someone come up behind him. He was slammed in the back with a pipe wrench, leaving him crying in pain as he looked up at his attacker: Barack Obama. “You made one mistake, Joe,”...

Eighty-Four Percent Say They'd Never Lie To A Pollster by Ann Coulter "With an African-American running for president this year, there has been a lot of chatter about the "Bradley effect," allowing the media to wail about institutional racism in America. Named after Tom Bradley, who...

Piece Of Cake http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=DuiGJ8hUWLc :) :) :)

The Reid-Pelosi-Obama (RePO) Team Vs. The Rest of America by Newt Gingrich "First, this summer's economic bailout bill put the taxpayers on the line for $152 billion. Then the housing bailout added $300 billion. The Paulson bailout cost us another $700 billion. Now Washington Democrats...

Here's Another Good One http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=f8U-sJbGRis&feature=related :) :) :)

IMAO: Obama Says That Banking Plan Must Rein In Executive Pay WASHINGTON (AP) Senator Barack Obama, whose net worth is estimated at over $7 million, said he was concerned the new banking bailout plan did not include provisions to limit the pay of business executives. “Unlike people who...

A Nutmeg Kind Of Funny Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half. Good. I’ll take two of them! :) :) :)

Interesting New Videoclip http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=vW2iZ1pD2G4 :)

Justice At Last Judge: Haven’t I seen you before? Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge, banging the gavel as hard as he can: Guilty! Twenty years!! :) :) :)

Another 2003 Joke: French Mustard "The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard...

Right Vs Wrong The only seat available on the train that was rushing through the Italian North was directly adjacent to an expensively dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary American traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat."...

Another Great Oldie: The Fisherman The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large Yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked...