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A WHOLE NEW GAME: PLUMBER'S GIFT TO MCCAIN By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN "Ronald Reagan's most important contribution to the American political dialogue was his ability to move the tax issue from an economic-populist issue into a populist, blue-collar one. Under George W. Bush, however...

Dankt Marsupilami, Dieser Witz ist lustig auf Deutsch auch... Wait, I think I just killed this one - isn't the verb (ist) supposed to go to the end of the sentense? Oh well, you know what I mean. :) :) :)

The Last Few Obama Jokes "Bill Clinton lashed out at Barack Obama yesterday, he accused him of running a fairy tale campaign. It's a fairy tale in which a horny king tries to get his queen elected to the White House so he can go out and fornicate with maidens, and then a handsome black prince...

A Few More Late Night Obama Jokes "Barack's former pastor, Jeremiah Wright, the guy is everywhere. ... He's making speeches. He's on the radio. And Reverend Wright says he'd rather just go home and retire, but the money Hillary is paying him is so good." --Jay Leno "Of course, the...

More Late Night Obama Jokes "Italy is designing clothing based on how Barack Obama dresses. And I said, well, yes, that will connect him with the angry working-class voters." –David Letterman "After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick...

Some Late Night Obama Jokes "A town in Upstate New York is being accused of being biased 'cause they sent out absentee ballots that say 'Barack Osama.' Today they apologized and printed new ballots that say 'Barack Hussein Osama.'" --Conan O'Brien "The presidential debate was a town hall...

IMAO: Vote Obama and Don’t Ask Any Questions If You Know What’s Good for You "I hope we’ve all learned our lesson. In the new regime, if Barack Obama comes to your house, you better show him complete reverence or he and his cronies in the media will destroy you. Joe the Plumber has had...

This is a classic - first heard it when I was 12 A rather old fashioned English lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation. But, she...

Another Interesting Ad http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=GQadAAlK9c4&eurl=http://embeds.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/10/15/anti-obama-pac-releases-2nd-hard-hitting-atack-ad/

Human Events: "Obama can win - unless we reveal the true Obama to blacks! ... the Boston Globe investigation exposes Obama as a corrupt slum lord! "...Obama claims he cares about poor blacks, but a Boston Globe report exposed how for eight years Obama supported slum projects in Chicago...

I hear you and couldn't disagree with you more. I was there and opposed that war since the beginning. But I didn't betray my country by bombing the Pentagon and NYC police headquarters. Instead I told my students to demonstrate peacefully and vote their conscience. It's a sad day for our...

Very Timely Indeed Politics only serve to make the future moron-certain. :) :) :)

Dog In Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." :) :) :)

The Two Weevils Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. :) :) :)

Chess Nuts at the Hotel A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he...

More Punny Funs 1. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'. 2. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. 3. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. 4. It's a...

A Valid Perspective :) :) :)

Another Classic: Mickey Rooney's "Ever Wonder?" - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? - Why is it that...

IMAO: Don’t Question Obama’s Patriotism "Ignore the fact that a recent campaign stop in Londonderry, New Hampshire, had scheduled a high school senior, Zach Bencal, to sing the National Anthem. Then canceled the National Anthem to make room for something more important: Bencal, who...