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IMAO: Stop Constitutional Powers with an Internet Petition! "I keep getting e-mail from Democrats.com (unaffiliated with the DNC), and they are pretty much the most idiotic things you’ve ever seen. They’re obviously aimed at twenty point IQ Democrat partisans, but I kinda get the feeling...

IMAO: We Lost the Crazy Stupid People "I saw an article that made me feel a bit better about the election. It’s called “How the GOP lost my vote” by Paul Hsieh. In it he says how he’s voted Republican in previous elections and likes limited government, but didn’t this year because...

Q&A Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese! :) :) :)

Old Man And The Sea A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "I was swept...

From Mary Poppins "There was an old man with a wooden leg named Smith..." "What was the name of the other leg?" :) :) :)

How To Drive In Jersey 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark. 2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable...

Actual Letter To The Canadian Passport Office Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal...

This is unwarranted, hate speech... shame on you for posting it here :mad:

IMAO: Insanity "Since the numerous defeats faced by Republican candidates, there are some cries about moving the party further to the middle which of course means further to the left. Because that’s really been working well so far. That’s a bit like saying, “Y’know, I keep getting...

IMAO: Sorting Through the Freaks "Obama has probably realized that he hangs out with a lot of freaks. He’s got the crazy racist preachers, domestic terrorists, and Kos Kids, and he has to be more careful with the people he has around him at the White House. That’s why he has a very...

IMAO: Sneaking Weapons Past the Enemy "You know how James Bond has weapons disguised as common objects, like bazooka pens, so he can sneak his weapons past the enemy? Well, what if Obama is a big peacenik president who is like, “I don’t like weapons. Weapons are bad. No more weapons.”...

I thought you guys would get a kick out of this: "Nigerian Prince Seeks TARP Loan; Will Pay Back Double Washington, November 13 [Reuters] In an email to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, a member of the Nigerian royalty has applied for a $100 billion "bridge" loan from the Troubled...

Of course, what you posted is that your "despise" for the Republicans is VERY LOW... ie, either you don't know what you are saying or you like them a lot! :)

I thought you guys would get a kick out of this: "Nigerian Prince Seeks TARP Loan; Will Pay Back Double Washington, November 13 [Reuters] In an email to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, a member of the Nigerian royalty has applied for a $100 billion "bridge" loan from the Troubled...

The Vision Thing Three guys from Jersey drove into the same Manhattan office each day via the Lincoln Tunnel. With gas prices rising, they decided to commute together, each one taking a turn driving in. One of them had to drop out though, because his eyes were bothering him. The optometrist...

Different Strokes For Different Folks When Zorba the Greek faced total ruin, he shrugged his shoulders and danced, celebrating the fact that the human spirit is stronger than any defeat... When the Republicans lose big, they go on a cruise: "JOIN DICK MORRIS ON A CRUISE OF THE...

This statement is 206 years old. Makes you think!! by Thomas Jefferson, 1802 'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies... If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by...

SARAH PALIN SAVED GOP FROM LANDSLIDE DEFEAT By DICK MORRIS "As Richard Nixon wrote, "history is written by liberals," but the story of the 2008 campaign is too important to cede to them the analysis of what happened. A close analysis of the returns indicates several key realities: a)...

GOP Vote Declines Less Than NYT Profit by Ann Coulter "For the first time in 32 years, Democrats got more than 50 percent of the country to vote for their candidate in a national election, and now they want to lecture the Republican Party on how to win elections. Liberal Republicans have...

The Talking Gong Three friends, Jim, Joe and Jack, return to Joe's apartment for a nightcap late one night after visiting many clubs and imbibing more than their share of alcohol that evening. On the wall behind the couch was a ginormous, great big gong. "What's that, Joe", asks Jack...