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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss...

Observation You know, guys, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't... :) :) :)

Jack: I’m getting a divorce, the wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months.' Bill: Just make sure you know what you’re doing man. Wives like that are hard to find'! :) :) :)

Recession Is Here Did you hear about that dyslexic unemployed guy who needed money so much to impress his girlfiend that he decided to sell his soul to Santa? :) :) :)

IMAO: Saving the American Auto Industry "If you’re going to put someone in charge of the American auto industry to save it, I think it should be me. I have actual ideas on how to sell more American cars. First off, they need to be bigger. Like enormous. The first thing people should say...

IMAO: Illinois Governor Latest Victim of Senating Market Downturn "SPRINGFIELD (AP) - While there’s been a lot of concern about, and much government money thrown at, the Housing market, recent data suggests that the Senating market may be just as bad, if not worse. “Five bucks. Come...

Brilliant Food For Thought :) :) :)

Our Work Ethic “How long have you been working here?” “Ever since the boss threatened to fire me!” :) :) :)

And Another Take On The "Other Side" Two blondes yelling at each other across the river: B1: "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE????" B2: "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!" :) :) :)

Most of us have an extraordinary fear of "the other side..." :) :) :)

Planning Ahead, Cont'd A smart wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman. :) :) :)

Planning Ahead “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.” “Did you hire a lawyer?” “No, I got married!” :) :) :)

Entertaining, In A Scary Sort Of Way http://www.flixxy.com:80/black-hole-short-film.htm :) :) :)

Now, that's funny! :)

Good one, LOL! :)

Say It Right Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty he was having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable." The second said, "that's not the right word, she is clearly...

LOL! How true! :)

Another Q&A Session Q. Why don't snakes bite lawyers? A. Professional courtesy! :) :) :)

A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences...

Cold Weather Anyone? http://www.boston.com:80/bigpicture/2008/11/scenes_from_antarctica.html :) :) :)