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Another Good Oldie A couple of city boys are out in the woods hunting for the first time when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone frantically and calls 911. He...

Forty Four Presidents, Seamless Transition Of Power http://www.flixxy.com:80/presidents-morphing.htm

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Now, that's funny! :) :) :)

You Might be an Internet Hobo if: You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money. You have more than one degree from an online university. Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords. Your space is My-space. You think a vacation is...

Thanks! I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery: I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I no longer have lemon slices in my ice water at a restaurant...

About Madoff... :) :) :)

AirTraffic: Very Interesting Put together by a team of Swiss engineers. Each dot represents a specific airplane as it travels to its destination. A 24-hour timeframe has been compressed to fit into this 1-minute video clip. Look what happens as the time passes and day/night rise in each part...

Not yet, man, that will be after Tuesday :)

Speaking Of What To Do Better You know the little plaque that many large trucks have in the back, that reads something like: "How is my driving? Call 1800-...-...." I saw one the other day that I thought was funny: "How is my driving? Call 1800-EAT-SHIT" :) :) :)

Hey Captain! That was soooo Obvious... :) :) :)

And another blonde answered, "Oh, I don't follow boxing, it's a brutal sport..." :)

Dying Breed: American Car Enthusiasts http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY :) :) :)

Good point, same here. But, we, Americans, are such hypocrites: we like "uneventful" but we like "adventurous and unpredictable bastard" more. Look at Minnesota, one of the "serious" states - what kind of an idiot they want to send to the Senate. At this point, I think that those imbeciles...

Yes, capitalism is the WORST system in the world, except for all the others :) Same can be said for GWB among presidents and other politicians across the globe. And if you think that American international policies will change with O and H, think again. Where do YOU live? Russia? China...

Yes, the finest civil servants money can buy... :)

And, Here Are Some From O "I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008 "Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of...

Yes, I hear you, there's a whole industry that records (or fabricates) funny stuff that our politicians are (supposedly) prone to declaring - here is some by Big Al: "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is...

Classified Obituaries A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary: "This is what I want to print: 'Bernie's dead.'" The man at the newspaper said, "But for the $25 minimum you are allowed to print six words, and that's only two." The woman answered, "OK. Then...

This Is An Oldie, But Yesterday I Witnessed It Almost Exactly MAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) Wind window down 3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN 4) Retrieve cash 5) Drive away WOMAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) Open door (too far away from machine) 3) Search through all of the 112...