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  1. Yannis

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    Another Good Oldie When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - David Boisonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together - Sacha Guitry. By all means marry. If you...
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    My Favorite Pilot http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/02/amazing_animation_of_hudson_ri.html :) :) :)
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    Another Oldie That I like http://tcc.itc.it:80/people/rocchi/fun/europe.html :) :) :)
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    Did You Know? http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=cL9Wu2kWwSY :) :) :)
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    Good Move After a few laughs, some wild dansing and many drinks at the bar, Chuck, Bob and Joe asked their hot new acquaintance, Tina, if they could see her home... So she showed them a picture of it. :) :) :)
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    Nope. She was born 20 years before Roswell, in 1927, honest! Just look at her :)
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    Traders' Expo this weekend in NYC - anyone?

    I too thought that the Expo was a bit slower this year, but not by much. Having it this weekend, away from Presidents' Day, must have worked against them (Monday off should be a plus for attendance.) One of my unscientific metrics, handouts like t-shirts, pens, toys, etc, was a little off this...
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    Summary Of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never...
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    Not Funny Per Se, But Very Interesting http://video.nymag.com/index.jsp?fr_story=a0815da257956b42cfd3a0942ecd1d0f929d4c68
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    Ridiculous, Sort Of http://www.legit.dk/pages/125.aspx :) :) :)
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    Silence Is Good A man called his doctor and said, “Doctor, I think that my wife has come down with a case of laryngitis. She hasn't spoken to me in a few days...” “Bring her into the office, then” the doctor said, “and I’ll see what I can do to treat the condition.”...
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    Now, that's funny!! LOL!!! :)
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    New Noah's Ark http://home.att.net:80/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm :) :) :)
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    Oldie But Goodie 1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it...
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    Wrt HMOs Doctor: "You have pneumonia." Patient: “That's terrible! Can I get a second opinion?" Doctor: “Sure. Come back tomorrow.” :) :) :)
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    Anything... A pretty looking student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam," she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she...
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    Beautiful Paris This is excellent! http://www.hyper-photo.com/grandes/paris.html Feel free to rotate, zoom, see what people are doing... The website www.hyper-photo.com has many more very interesting photos. :) :) :)
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    Women Drivers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_P7UIiHw0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ssAnMCudQ&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH17Ho_rI7o&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgEdM8cUGHg&feature=related...
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    A Bit Old But Still Funny Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband...
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    From Across The Pond With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots...especially during evening hours...the Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Tesco shopping centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a...
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