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  1. Yannis

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    You Can't Fix Stupid A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly...
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    A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease. 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you...
  3. Yannis

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
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    NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and...
  5. Yannis

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    The Doctor Mechanic After 30 years of succesfull practice, a proctologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a car mechanic, as he always loved working...
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    Another Great Oldie About Corporate Life The great, big, magnificent eagle finally knew that he was ready for the Big Journey. He waited for the sun to just peek over the horizon, looked around his vast kingdom, and took off for greater hights, the greatest. After many days of the most...
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    I Love This Oldie About Corporate Life After a long journey trying to cross a vast land, Joe got totally lost and decided to stop at the next small farm to ask for directions. The farmer answered the door and explained, the best he could, how Joe should backtrack all the way to the nearest...
  8. Yannis

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    Teleprompter malfunction again? :)
  9. Yannis

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    Oldies Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I Roses are red Violets are blue Could try to finish this But I have no clue Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme but this one........doesn't :) :) :)
  10. Yannis

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    A Great Oldie :) :) :)
  11. Yannis

    Obamanation

    You've Got To Admit: The Man Knows How To Show Respect :) :) :)
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    Obamanation

    What? :) :) :)
  13. Yannis

    Beck makes a fool of himself, again...

    Yeah, Right! :) :) :)
  14. Yannis

    Fact Check Obama's STOU Address

    That's cool... Peace! :)
  15. Yannis

    Fact Check Obama's STOU Address

    All jokes aside, let me respond to this, really, because it's something that I have pondered my whole life. Actually, today is the anniversary of my father's passing a few years ago, may he rest in peace. He was from a very religious family in Greece. Because his father was a lawyer, he also...
  16. Yannis

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    No crocodile tears about Egypt, right? --------- They are all hungry for all the sand-which-is there! -------------- A German, an Englishman, and an Egyptian went to an art museum and were spending some time in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. After...
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    Fact Check Obama's STOU Address

    Thanks c, I see the same traits in your posts, and I had a similar experience growing up and talking about politics with my dad, who was an Orthodox priest. What he was adamant that I learn was that whether you are pulling something towards you or pushing the same thing away from you, either...
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    LOL! :)
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    Fact Check Obama's STOU Address

    I agree with you, more or less. What bothers me is that we sometimes kill (literally) each other because of these perceived differences, be it soccer or politics. That baffles my mind. Yet, it does happen, and has been happening for a long time. Which tells me that there must be something...
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    Fact Check Obama's STOU Address

    I believe that whenever you look at a large, random sample of people, you have all characteristics, including intelligence, kindness and courage, represented in a well shaped bell curve: half the people have plenty of it and the other half have less of it. I hear you about the spending...
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