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These guy are no Nutmeg, but I think you'll love this....... http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=fi4fzvQ6I-o

They just ran a commercial, no idea for what, but some Antonio Banderas wanna be is hitting on a pure, innocent American girl with line we didn't even put here.......... "Joo no. Der muss bee sumting wrong weeth my eyes......... Becoss I cann take dem offof joo!"

My Mother is the Queen of Bullshit, God bless her, but she comes up with the most arcane unconnected stories of anybody I've ever met. She blurts out one day, "my cousin Katy was at the dentist, and she swallowed his tool." I said, "hope she at least got a free cleaning."

“I can bet $100,000 and feel nothing,” My wife says that about sex with me.

I think this is the fifth book he's written. He's only read three.

Greenberg will take a mighty fall before all this is over. Write it down. He is a self righteous punk, who piles on, and does what his sources tell him. They nailed hiim on his Wamu call. He was parroting what a hedgie told him, and got caught w/his pants down. It was Mozilla, hands...

This is so cool! http://www.dr-joe.net:80/quiz.html

I got this back for the golf story. It's sooooooooo Nutmeg: I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe...

Aren't you late for Women's rights march or something? This is the best, simply the BEST, golf story I"ve ever heard...... Businessman Jason Vines was attending a conference in Africa. He had a free day and wanted to play a round of golf. He was directed to a golf course in the...

She's chilling. It's like a grade school teacher from the fifties with their hair in a bun, and those clunky shoes. They 'd read from the Bible and scare the shit out of you, and that's what she does to me. Maybe they should elect her. That way, the Ice on the Poles wouldn't melt, and Al...

since we're on pecker jokes: A little boy is being bathed by him Mom. As al l little boys, and teens, and dads are apt to do, he is handlling himself. He looks up at Mom and says.... "Mommy, are these my brains?" "Not yet", she replies.

http://www.mediabum.com/html/Dear-Penis.html

upgrade this morning. In a strong futures environment, should be good for a trade if I get a setup.

See, first off, it's never a good idea to look down at your pecker, aand say, "waddya think pal? Think it'll be ok?"

I can't believe I"m laughing out loud at this shit. LOL You're killin' me here.

Clinton is much too zaftig for this to be him, and he is pasty white. I wonder what he's using to latch to that stone.

This joke is about thirty years old, but put in Liz Claymon, Anna, any of them.......... How do you pick out Dolly Parton's kids at the birthday party? Stretch marks around their mouths.

I think I'm going to try to pass myself off as a waif, see if one of them adopts me. I get to llive in a mansion, go to best schools, and breast feed.

He's going to move them inland in grass huts, than Angie is going to adopt them all.

these guys aren't Mother Thersa reincarnated. They're finding out they can get screwed too, and they don't like it. Look at the news on DCTH today. I know a guy in there in size for fundamental reasons, and he got cut in half. He's not happy. How 'bout the size buyers of FRPT, and a...