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    Lots of readers, Nut. since the waterboarding incident, The CIA translates them into Arabic, and reads them to detainees as a form of torture. You're saving lives, Baby. Now, if we keep Kennedy from finding out.
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    How many just made their day this morning?

    a smart man knows his limitations. Good for you.
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    I remember a skit w/betty white. She was a pisser. Carson was a cave man, and betty white a princess type. Now remember, this is before the days of cable. "Tarzan Johnnie" sees her, and says, "U Bangee?" She goes, "U Betcha!!!" I remember Steve Allen, Louis Nye, Don Knotts, Paar, I...
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    how in the world did you find this. :D
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    Cramer sucks Helium on show

    "............helium on show." somehow is redundant. How about just, "Cramer sucks.' Could that fucker possibly be more annoying???? And don't tell me how much he's worth. Leona Helmsly had some scratch too. I wouldn't want to be her either.
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    my mother just told me in 51 or 52 my dad made 29 bucks a week. That's an amazing stat. They had envelopes where every week they put the dough in. You've got a couple years on me, but I'm sure you remember. and in 56, btw, we got a second car. Amazing how wel we lived with a little bit...
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    ......the homeless were burning copies of "An Inconvientant Truth" to stay warm. .........nutmeg tried to get the clap for that burn feeling. .......the Bush twins joined up, and volunteered for Iraq.
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    So my Dad called this "service", and this broad came out, all dolled up, huge cans, cfm shoes( PM me Don, I'll tell you what they are), and she says to Pop, for 25 bucks ( this is the fifties, remember,) I'll do anything, I mean ANYTHING you want." So the old man, no slouch himself, hands...
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    I cut a guy off in Watertown one day. It was so cold, he gave me the mitten. It was so cold, Brittney Spears put panties on. I wanted to flash this broad, but instead, I ran up to her and described myself.
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    My God. What could you possible have done at that age to be sent to Watertown? Watertown, NY. Three Seasons Winter, almost Winter, and Winter. It's so cold in Watertown, NY, that....................................
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    E-Trade

    On Reg Sho as of today. Regsho.com
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    Naked Short Selling

    btw, ETFC on REG SHO today.
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    Guy on a plane leans over the the woman seated next to him. "Hey, Lady. Can I smell your pussy?" "Absolutely not!!!" "Must be your feet, then."
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    Naked Short Selling

    From the FRPT Yahoo board. I suggest you pay extra attention the the ATM thing. I"ve posted about Exact Pay before. This is tax fraud. The money is never seen in the US. Remarkable explanation though, and very telling..... The Anatomy of a Short Attack — Abusive shorting are not random...
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    Naked Short Selling

    Where have you been all my life, Bigboy????? Understand this. They do anything they want to do , anytime they want to do it. On Dec 5, the new rules kicked in. Look At FRPT, OSTK, how many others? So the rules are puke, and nobody obeys them anyway. First, protect your capital in these...
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    Not if you keep this up.:D
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    What a nice jesture. Thank you so much. throw in a 25 grand line at the Bellagio, and I'll bring the nutmeister as my date. He's got this off the shoulder number that is too too much. On a serious note, I do enjoy your postings because I do believe you are altruistic. It's too bad the...
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    I was there, and outside of the music, it sucked. Every other week, they shot somebody. Donna Reed was perfect, but nobody else was, and they couldn't figure out why Christmas wasn't perfect every year. So they felt like failures. Every day in the paper, you read about all our friends that...
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    This is the one spot on ET where 1. We know what we're talking about and 2. We're not trying to sell you anything.
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    why am I such a prick

    They say people who worry about being crazy aren't crazy. If you don't think you're crazy, you are, possibly crazy. You think you're a prick. I say your just a wannabe prick. There are pricks you look up to and say, "I wanna be like him". But you really can't cut the "prick" mustard...
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