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you know, you can make stuff up. Lady says, "I swallow". " Sweetie, once it leaves me, I really don't care what you do with it."

affordable? safe? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Go to pbpost.com. We have more gunplay, graft, scam, jackshacks per capita than downtown DC.

I try to remember a lot of these guys never heard these. That stripper joke is probably from the 20"s or so. Still funny. This thread gets me interested in more and more, and I was reading some Burlesque stuff. A big problem was, the big acts, who could pay writers, would debut new stuff...

Same girl, next day, flags a cab. when she gets to her destination, cabbie says, "Twenty six bucks". She says', "I'm broke". Lifts her skirt, gives him the Brittney, and says, "how bout some of this??"" Cabbie says." .......got anything smaller?"

just remember this. If you're white, and you're in an inner city Mickey Dees, never let them lower the coffee below the counter to "lighten" it. You're welcome.

all sleight of hand. How the fuck you think you maintain those returns with more money year after year. Hitler was a billionaire. Always remember that. I understand female hormones can make you a better trader though.

consumer softness........effecting aaaple, etc.

By the looks of the tape, it seems to be one of those times you save the front page of the paper.

Yeah, we know. Better hurry, get shaved and showered. It's Monday. You're weekly "Sex Without Partners" meeting starts at Six.

OK. Enough of that shit. Back to the filth......... A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was...

let's lighten the mood just a bit.......... Know why Denny's is open 24/7? No one smart enough to lock up.

America's Bullshit Detector (tm) pegs out.......... TALK OF HILLARY EXIT ENGULFS CAMPAIGNS Mon Jan 07 2008 09:46:28 ET Facing a double-digit defeat in New Hampshire, a sudden collapse in national polls and an expected fund-raising drought, Senator Hillary Clinton is preparing for a tough...

you're a victim, and guess what. You'll get to pay for the cleanup, too.:D

RuPaul is running for President? Man, those State Dept. Dinners will be a bitch. Hook that little North Korean fucker up with a Tranny for the night. He'll give up those weapons, and for photos. No oil, food, money necessary. "Well, President Kim Il Sung, we were going to provide your...

but of course. I wonder how that happens???? don't bet against him. He wins, everybody on the Battery loses. Write it down. There was a letter four Congressman wrote to the SEC, giving Cox a month to respond. He took five weeks, and sent a bunch of double talk bullshit. Watch how...

The investigations are on going. You're just waiting to read about it. Should be any day now. And wait till you see who's involved. Everybody.

.........don't know if you saw the sound bite. They got off the plane. Bill, Hillary, Chelsea. and of course Bill spoke. He said, "we got off the plane at 4:30am. My girls look pretty good. Don 't cha think???" I'm thinkin', "I can't believe he put his bitches on the same flight as his...

Know how he makes love? Laura sits on his face, and he tells lies. Learned it from Pinocchio. Joke thread. Joke thread

See the NYTs this morning? 6300 viewers a day. .

I'm sorry. I have to draw the line here. Don't you think the Catholics have suffered enough grief already??? Me neither. So Father Bob is hearing confessions, when a tremendous calling besets him - he needs to take a dump. But the line for redemption is a long one, so, he has a...