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Yeah, right! They didn't know. How conceded can you be???? On a serious note, what do you do when you find out you just dorked your sister, and you liked it? In Mississippi, you'd light up, I guess.......... Twins marry by mistakeBy PETE BELL Published: Today A MARRIED couple have...

I hear GE has a new Microwave geared to these people. The buttons are "defrost" ""hotdogs" "popcorn" "severed hands" "beverages".................. BTW, for you fucking wackos w/o Microwaves, it's 25 minutes a pound at 350 degrees.

Yes. But he is one dynamic speaker.

This one is so "me"................ <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1743313"/>

from my private collection: <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1743307"/> Unfortuately, I cannot say same. :(

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You're in prison, aren't you???? That's where you're getting this stuff.

LITIGANT NAME DATE TIME RM CASE NUM. CASE TYPE ABRAHAM, ALLISON (1) 04/03/08 09:00 AM B CIV053693 CASE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ABRAHAM, ALLISON (1) 08/04/08 09:00 AM B CIV053693 SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE ABRAHAM, ALLISON (1) 09/09/08 09:30 AM B CIV053693 A JURY TRIAL **...

per the Marin County Superior Court website shows the case management conference (which was previously calendered for 02/29/08) has been bumped out to april ... 04/03/08 09:00 AM CIV053693 CASE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE 08/04/08 09:00 AM CIV053693 SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE 09/09/08 09:30...

I think that's HIV.

What is the tide comes in, and they can't get him out? Explain that to the detectives.

I lost some money here yesterday, and I knew the press release was false. But when you waft it down three, you really can't judge what kind of power play it is. Somebody needed to cover. With the basher traffic, and false press releases, people are under real pressure here. I'm looking for...

At the retirement village, Sadie meets Al, the new guy. They dance, they knosh....... After a while, it turns to conversation. "So, Al, tell me about yourself". "Well, I just got out of prison after forty years. I got so upset with my wife one day, I stabbed her fifteen times, then shot...

I think we're saying the same thing. We'll see how this plays out. Plenty of stuff going on, and the public gets rankled when things go bad. In good markets, they get a little bit, and are happy. Now, I see in the local Fl papers they are trying to hang subprime on the Florida guys running...

Why write 'em when people live 'em???? because, you know, everytime I get caught in a whorehouse, and especially the times when it's my wife's shift, I want to be quoted in the paper. Print | Close this window What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel Wed Jan 9, 2008 12:29pm...

My point is, if money is your measuring stick, Hitler was a success. There is a little more to it than that. At least in my world. To step all over everybody to get it just doesn't cut it. Although it certainly was in vogue until the "change" candidates showed their faces last week.

An American Sightseerer is walking along the Thames River. A pretty passerby has her skirt blown over her head by a gust of wind. Embarrased, but wanting to say something, our bloke says, "Airy! Isn't it." "I should say so, " says the Bird." What do the girls in America have? Feathers?"

Chuck can cook a three minute egg in two minutes. but he don't cook. Chuck can get laid playing a flute. And he can't play the flut....... wait. Of course he can, Why he's, he's Chuck Norris. Chuck has memorized all items at CVS just for the hell of it. He actually kicked ass and took...

Yeah. two weeks ago, they took a witness out with one shot witha high powered rifle. He was smoking a cigarette on his sidewalk. South of there, more amateurs. Assault rifles...... lots of bystanders getting hurt. In the interest of fair play to the State...

He's up for the villian in the next Mike Myers flick........... Working character name is "Dr. SoRichIcandowhateverthefuckIwantlookinglikeanalien." Of course, they'll work with it. Probably make it more descriptive.