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    Capitulation

    To "Anticipation" by Carly Simon Ca pitch ooooo la tion Is makin' my day.. bump bump buyin' the dips bump bump sellin' the rall eeeeeeeeees
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    Shitty day on Wall St (or at least at MER)

    Definitely Equity guy. No Bond guy would do that. Equity guys? In a heartbeat, or a bowel movemen. I hear he didn't even have to go. He mustered one up for effect.
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    Britney: will she or won't she?

    This thread is too morbid. How about, "Will Britney get totally naked for Hustler?" Much more upbeat and worth talking about. I 'm not into that stuff, you know, woman taking off their clothes for money, showing all their wares. I'm just thinking of you guys.:D
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    Britney: will she or won't she?

    Richard Pryor had a great bit on Preachers........... "Brothers and Sisters, money is the root of ALL evil...........unless you know how to handle it. So pass it on up here..........." Maybe she could become "Born Again", and then just really annoy the shit out of everybody.
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    MBIA and Ambac: Watch Out Next Week

    It took a world war to recover. [/B] Well now, everybody has their knickers in a knot. Those poor bastards in '29 had to wait 12 1/2 years for their War. We won't have to wait nearly as long. I'm so relieved.
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    Jokes 2

    For a minute, I thought the Mexicans went to "highriders'.
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    Jokes 2

    When it comes to dicks, I have definitely have an "untrained " eye. I'm pretty sure I could pick mine out of a lineup, but it would be more a factor of recognizing mine, rather than recognizing somebody elses, knowing it didn't belong to me. We go way back, my dick and. Why, when I was a kid...
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    Britney: will she or won't she?

    In the eighties, Geo Pillsbury, heir to a lotta dough, started a support group for folks that inherited a lotta dough, and couldn't find themselves. It 's amazing that human beings, no matter what their station in life, come up with a set of unsolvable problems based on their circumstances.
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    Capitulation

    There 's a lot of panic in DC as I write this. They know they've let it go to far, and new legislation is being drafted. So I figure we've got another year:D We'll be trading pop bottles with these assholes. Senator from Ohio, Marcy Beentheretoolong, is grilling Bernanke, and she came...
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    Jokes 2

    d Pete was no good, Son. I hate to tell you this, but he was yella!!
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    cramer actually says something I believe.......

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=624755222&play=1 I don't know why he's doing this, but it is one of the most interesting clips I've ever seen.
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    Jokes 2

    That's because I put it on the old thread.
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    Jokes 2

    Like an asshole, I'm reading that over and over not getting it. sheese. Man and wife eating dinner in same restaurant when this blonde comes over and lays one on our hero. That wife says "who the fuck was that?" Dad says, "that's my mistress." "Why you SOb, I'll own everything you...
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    How to close

    I do have a couple Penny stories, but they're about getting people out of something they got in. This money manager I had an account w/ and I made him good money, had a dark side to him, and when he got fired, he left behind 600,000 shares of this piece of shit, VYREX, that "traded" at 5 1/2...
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    How to close

    Couple of pedigrees there. Whew. How come they always had "james" or "charles " in the names??? Thomas James, Charles James, James Charles, edward Charles. Always sounded like a New England neighborhood, when it really was the 'Hood. anyway, I was master of the famous "Door Close"...
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    Jokes 2

    http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2007/09/great-olan-mills-photos.html
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    8 Ways to Impress Me -- By: Erin Burnett

    some folks go for that. The 12 year old boy bit, I mean. She's 31. Most other pretty news ladies are in their late 30's to late 40's. McCallum is 43, Jane Skinner 41, I"m sure Liz is pushing 40 (make your own joke here). She's just too young, and she tries to be clever. This is twice...
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    Naked Short Selling

    Anthony Elgindy had a network where he actually published his naked shorting, inside information, paying reporters off scams. It was a tiered system. The price of this was as high as three thou a month. What he didn't know, was one person copied it in hardcopy, and hung him with it. I...
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    Naked Short Selling

    http://community.overstock.com/deepcaptureblog/ brilliant piece. I lived it. It is succinct, and shows you how fucked we are. The agency meant to protect us has allowed the Chinese and Kuwaitis to come here and buy us out for pennies on the dollar, because they didn't stop these morons...
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    Naked Short Selling

    The Sealed Transripts of the Elgindy trial are being released. Here are the first batch........... http://investigatethesec.com/drupal-5.5/Elgindy You 9/11 conspiracist theory guys will love this. If you are so inclined, Digg It, so the papers show up when researchers are looking for...
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