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    Ben Stein on Kudlow: Traders are the devil

    This is Mr. E trade shill, circa 1999 , 2000. Like Bill Gates, rake it in, then shit all over the system. While I agree w/ the premise, he makes the point badly. There are rules. Obey them, make a billion. Give back to the industry.
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    There go your Presidential aspirations.
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    Rogue trader to cost SocGen $7bn

    Just in Drudge Report French Army surrenders to Mr. Kerviel! Viva La France
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    Trading dilemma - what to do with a big winning position

    What a terrible dilemma! Being a citizen of the world, I have pm'd you wire instructions. Draw that position down so you're comfortable. Remember. I'm here for you.
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    I was looking at all these systems on the site for ES, YM, YAWN, SOS, and SOL programs. Too sophisticated. but I do have one that has been successful in all backtest scenarios. I take a suit, can be any suit out of a deck of cards, and take out the face cards. I randomly toss the...
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    Share Bloomberg Terminal Fees

    would that be "theft of services" . You know, like the trailer park folk do..... run wires and boxes all over the place.:D
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    Are you nuts???? Do you know how much gas is? Johnnie Walker Black is much cheaper, and it's got a cleaner burn.
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    Morgan Stanley to Cut 1,000 Brokerage Jobs

    hmm. They missed Christmas. It would have been a nice touch, and very predictable, to do this over Christmas.
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    Rogue trader to cost SocGen $7bn

    "You're fired!!!!" Trump, watch out. This fall, on NBC. Nick Leeson's "The Apprentice". Watch as 26 year old apprentice traders bring the biggest investment houses in the world to their knees with their madcap fat fingered antics. These boys are as dangerous as Chinese Dog Food...
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    Ameritrade Frozen Quotes/data-2nd Day In A Row

    But you're only paying 10 bucks. You guys want everything. Now feed the pidgeon, and send him off w/ your order.
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    I'm so pissed. Heath Ledger died before tellling me who to vote for and how big my carbon footprint was.
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    A US bank liquidity crisis never materialized

    This is the financial equivalent of cancer. 1. They'll find more and more leveraged subprime, and our governments have it in their everyday AND longterm funds. 2. While they're looking here, and the auditors are coming, they find everything else. In Florida, they know Jeb Bush went...
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    Soc Gen has been awarded Equity Derivatives House of the Year

    Say it ain't so, Pierre. Say it ain't so!!!! So refreshing we're losing billions to just straight out fraud. Subpriime is so, so bougeouis.
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    My friend Leon White, RIP

    when I was a kid, The Horth family lived down the street from my grandparents. Dutch Horth was the kindest man I remember He was the patriarch of the family, and he died in 1960. What I was told was, it was caused by something that happened to him as aPOW in WWII. Took 15 years to kill him...
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    She was so ugly: that when she was born, the Doctor slapper her mother. when she went to the dentist, he capped her face. when she went to the proctologist, he stuck his finger in her mouth. the only guy who thinks she's a ten sells shoes. when she went camping, the bears built a...
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    CRAMER'S claim to fame- read

    I'll make this real easy for you guys. Go to deepcapture.com. Look at the tabs on the right side. See the names? When you click them, nothing will come up. Those links are about to go live, and you'll get the answers to your questions. I think ET lights up when that stuff goes live. You...
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    Hillary and Obama really go at it

    I like fear - based retoric. I actual seek it out. It keeps the masses in line. How about this shocker? Hillary Clinton could be President. That'll put your knickers in a knot. four years of that shrill schoolteacher bark she's got going. Ah, when you think about it, Johnson...
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    Advice to a Widow,

    This is fabulous. Exactly the ideas I 'm looking for. And the calls - perfect. that's what I'm talking about. Keep them coming. Unless you plan on living forever, that is. I am, but then again, I'm blessed. I've got this little pain in my chest, is all. But it's...
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    So here's my dream. I doing standup at the White House during the Hillary Clinton Presidency, and all the dignitaries are there. "So, anyway, There's Bill, with his dick in an ugly woman's mouth........ Stop me Hillary if you've heard this one......"
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    You realize,of course, this thread means you can never run for President???? It's not the dirty ones that 'll get you. It's this last one. It's so fucking bad, you couldn't buy a vote after that one.:D
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