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in 1957 or 8, my grandfather gave me a dollar. I can still see it. Crisp and new. It was in the desk at our house, and one day, I took it, went to the local store, and bought a dollars worth of baseball cards. they were a nickel, you got the big piece of red rock hard bubble gum and five...

Now, what I was going to say, before I was rudely interupted and savaged was, Obama is calling her out on this. He wants to see her Tax Returns, and they don't want to give them up. It's a brilliant ploy. Where do career politicians get that kinda dough? Everybody knows. But to see it...

I picture you at about 330 pounds sitting on a ragged couch eating snack food by the handful. You are hateful, spiteful, totally incorrigable. I think "prick" sums it up. You have no ability to phrase an argument, all you have is hate and spite. No go fuck yourself. I'd like to make...

Well they're cryin' now. I think this time, the retail client doesn't come back for a generation. Worst job in the world, because the firm is killing yo uand the client at the same time.

always the gentleman. She told me let's go to my house. Nobody's home. So I went over. there was nobody home.

LOL. I turned it off. Unbelievable. I think Pauly Shore is a Producer now.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/06/clinton-considers-lending-her-campaign-money/index.html?ex=1202965200&en=82eee1cf16ba5783&ei=5065&partner=MYWAY This update says she's kicking in more, and bragging about her 5 mill investment as being shrewed. She basically broke even; this was...

First of all, she's basically a career Politician. Where do Career Politicians get 5mm of cash??? (OK, it's rhetoricall). Secondly, when will the poor saps of this country, the poor white trash that believe her bullshit, break the code and realize that she's not one of them, and she doesn't...

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This on e should take the joke thread to a whole new level: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1781804#post1781804 JIM CRAMER IS SUCH A LAME STOCK PICKER: He couldn't pick his ass with both hands........ He was right once, and then the market opened. You could...

fuckin' A, Dawg. I'm wit cha. Hey, is "cotation" a synonym for intercourse? Or maybe two people living together?

You bastards make fun of that poor woman, and she's dependant on a machine for life support. A refridgerator.

A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a nickel. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in...

Skin Flute. You play the skin flute. PS. If you punch more holes in it, you can hit more notes.

It's a fold of some sort. Let's leave it there.

http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/2644/Richard_Pryor_Cracks_up_Johnny_Carson/ Accapella. Off the cuff.

......or if you have one, and the lady in front of you has 15. And then she just stands there, waits for the clerk to give her a total, and THEN she starts looking for money, like it's some fucking surprise that, after making a purchase, and she has to pay for it, and then, after she gets the...

Why are you so fucking nasty? I just asked you if you knew the guy, or went from speeches. Jesus. Chew on your fucking belt until the parameds get there. I know Patrick met with him, and gave him a maximum donation. I was simply asking a question about, "if you knew him.' And THIS, is...

I've never met the man. Have you? Or do you go by the rhetoric?

look at it this way. Hillary is the Anti - Christ. If you're dead, you have no Constitutional rights, so we need someone who is willing to defend the country. Obama is out. McCain will defend the country, but doesn't know economics, and Romney knows how to run a hedge fund. This basically...