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    I think this might be Nutmeg's gardener: BTW, this is an actual fake ID by an illegal alien. "Give us your tired, your poor, your stupid........don't forget your stupid." <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1792105 "/>
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    Rick Santelli just went off

    didn't you see Chappelle show when Dave said, if he was President, he'd sure as hell have a Mexican as VP?
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    Rick Santelli just went off

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=652217604&play=1 notice, as soon as Bennett said, "naked short selling" they cut him off.
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    Jane Fonda says "Cunt" word on NBC: http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/14/jane-fonda-i-wasnt-into-cu-t/ Odd thing was, she wasn't talking about Hillary.
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    I think we talked about this before, but there was a Barney Miller episode that played on this joke. It killed me. This working class guy was filing assault charges on a little oriental guy, remember this was 1975, and we still hated orientals, at least more than now, and Barney is trying to...
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    McCain just Won....

    Such Bullshit. They just need to get to the crux of this. They need cold hard cash to buy votes. We'll give you ,,,mmmmmmmm 400. 500. We'll giv e you five hundred. Do I hear six, and vouchers for my kid's education????? Buy gold, an AK 47, canned goods, ammo!!! Don't forget ammo.
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    THE CLINTONS' VERSION OF "WE HAVE A DREAM" <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1791379/>
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    Roger Clemmens and ROIDS

    You don't even want to know. And it translates to State Legislators also. In the last several years, it has been my misfortune to experience the inner workings of the travesty we call Government. It is truly horrible.
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    Naked Short Selling

    Reuters MBIA to urge lawmakers to curtail short sellers Wednesday February 13, 1:38 pm ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - MBIA Inc (NYSE:MBI - News) plans to urge lawmakers and regulators to curtail what the bond insurer calls "the unscrupulous and dangerous market manipulation activities of short...
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    CNBC is wasting time

    they all have it on. The City of Cleveland has been evicted from their homes, and they want to know what time of the day Roger Clemens scratched his ass. 2:15, btw. Is Waxman the ugliest mo fo that 's ever been in Congress? This is his revenge for being a dork. "I'll show those Jocks."...
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    Obama wins three more states

    yup.
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    Naked Short Selling

    Overstock Applauds Trial Court's Ruling in Gradient Case; Gradient Defendant Loses Dash for Exit as Court Sets September 9 Trial Date Ticker Symbol: U:OSTK SALT LAKE CITY, Feb. 12 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Overstock.com, Inc. today announced that in Overstock.com et al. v. Gradient...
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    Heard it? I wrote it!!!!! Tell me if you've heard that one before. It's the songwriter bit, and I might have put it on the old thread Actually, "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" made an entire show around that joke, probably, oh 1956. It was excellant. All you see is the fellow talking to the...
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    I think it's wonderful that they let you people get on the internet. Tell me. Does the Paxil slow down your typing?
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    "You put your right foot in..........." "You tak....................Hey? Anybody seen my right foot???" Tell me you heard that one before.
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    I had her pegged as light on her foot right off.
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    I'm not kidding. It's real. She is going to represent herself. Sorta like Pee Wee Herman. In Sarasota, the Porn Theater episode. He never got a lawyer...... Knew he could get himself off.
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    I told a friend of mine Heather McCartney was representing herself in court against Sir Paul. He said she didn't have a leg to stand on.
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    Naked Short Selling

    look and see who is defending Bill Lerach........ http://www.pointoflaw.com/archives/2008/02/lerach-everybody-was-paying-pl.php
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    Old burlesque,,,, "mister, how about a hand. I ain't tasted food in three days." "Don't worry. It still tastes the same." Or the bum in Reno. "Hey pal. how about five bucks soes I can get sumtin to eat. ".. "Bullshit. You'll go gamble it away." "I GOT gamblin' money. I need...
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