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"Nothing is ever bought on Wall St. It is sold". Jim Cramer has sold himself, and CNBC, being ratings whores, has gone along. "Certifiable Genius"!! They say that. To consider Cramer successful, you have to define success as making a lot of money without regard to method or madness...

4 in a row. You guys all die or something:? I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen." So, trying...

http://s133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/sarmora/?action=view&current=sexfridays1.flv from another thread, belongs here.

How would you do it? I think spots on technicals, actionable ideas would be a hit. Not the whoosh, look at this one year, ok, now Sue is going to the Paramus mall to scratch her ass and talk about mall traffic. In 1994 or so, John Murphy had a GREAT spot. He pointed out one day...

so, your telling me you didn't have to be Fellini to figure that post out? I'm so disgusted with myself that I could lust after a married woman with a couple kids........ And I'm still not over her not answering my letters.. All the time I spent holding up her picture with one hand. It's...

pendulous. I think I need a cold shower. Pendulous. Pendulous. Not heavy, or floppy,........... pendulou-ss-s-s-s--s-s-sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss----

How could she not know it? Walk around with your kid's backpack stuffed w/books on your front. Tell me you don't notice it. I wonder what they called Pisani in High School? What sort of taunting nickname could come f rom "Pisani"???

How do you recognize Liz' kids at the party? Stretch marks around their mouths.

I will say one thing, good about them. Liz Clayman was on with this tight, tight sweater and those big, big breasts, and she turned sideways, and I lost my breath. I mean, in a good way. Doc says I need more anerobic excercise. I'm good for today. Whew:eek: I guess that's two good...

What I have noticed , a s a Reg Republican, is my friends and I have a particular point of view about the defense of the country. Socially, I don't really care what anybody does, as long as it is not detrimental to the general populace. In other words, if you want to lip lock your butcher...

two words........Naked Business. Actually four........Naked Business on Mute Just turn it off.

Don't ja just hate it when someone doesn't see "tongue in cheek"? It was sarcasm. CBS has all the dimwits because NBC has all the speech impaired. OK, quick, a joke to stay in line with the thread. What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? Roamin ' Catholic.

Which reminds me of the most popular bra size in Palm Beach.. 36 long.

What I never could understand was, We lost like 24 dead trying to get back 16 sailors of the Mayaguez (sp). That period of time was so screwed up, and I believe it was one of Ford's first acts. And then, they ask him his opinion of Iraq, like his two weeks as President made him Napoleon or...

Mary Livingston or Rochester? I have to know.

Actually, the best was a while ago if you remember Ella Fitzgerald did the scat singing ( no, not that kind of scat) and the commercial was Memorex recording tape. the line was "Is it real, or is it Memorex.?" So wag posted somewhere, "no we know. It's Memorex".

best one I saw on the ET Joke thread... " uhhh! I fe-e-e-e-e-l bad!"

I just heard they mixed up the bodies, and Ford will lie in State at the Apollo.

You have to elaborate on this one. I've heard a lot of them, but a bj before each show? What a trouper! I'll feed you one. Groucho talked a bout a hooker who followed the vaudevillians from St. Paul to Minneapolis and back again. He said they called her the "Tail of Two Cities". Now, give.

some highfliers do run hard, and then show up on SHO. That is true. You seem some get off, then come back on after they run. It looks like they try to control them with fails to keep the core postition from killing them. I simply monitor the SHO everyday. They do show up. KKD looks like...