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One of my all time favs....... It's December 1961. Eddie has just landed a date with the headcheerleader, Debbie. Eddie, all spruced up, knocks on the door, and meets Papa. "You must be Eddie". "Yessir" "Come on in, Eddie. You should learn by now, the ladies are never ready on...

A farmer wanted to breed his prize bull but the bull showed no inclination to "visit" the cows, The farmer asked his vet & the vet gave him some tonic for the bulls problem. The farmer was telling a friend about his bull suddenly breeding with every cow in the pasture. When the friend asked the...

I wish I thought of that. Great line. i wish I was seven inches come to think of it.

You said you would fight if we were invaded. Do you think you just get trained in an afternoon and crouch behind an apple crate? Garrison soldiering is the most boring thing in the world. I know excellent combat soldiers who were utter failures in peacetime. It's the training that's...

She says Iraq "breaks her heart." don't you have to have a heart to break??

You'll get it. Be sure to check though. they swing the trade around and make loot on the options. Then, they cover the dividend.That's why they fight so hard about mm exemptions and that sort of stuff.

Very well said. The ex- Lt. had an obligation to his troopers, as well as the Army and country. He took the oath. And by the way, when the enemy is here , it's kinda late. No?

http://www.azleg.gov/FormatDocument.asp?inDoc=/legtext/48leg/1r/bills/hb2389p.htm this is Patrick Bryne. Arizona has TASR, and Patrick employs 58% of the NAVAHO tribe. This bill is well thought out, researched, and it will fly. Now, I think, you can start looking for more like this. I...

My God. If you're trying to make a point, why not spend a minute, or at least call your Dad into the room and put something cogent out there? If you can even spout the words Nazi and US in the same sentence, you deserve no credibility from anybody. Anybody knowing the history of Hitler...

Don't miss the Vodiagroup link he refers to. It's on the bottom of the page. SEC Proposal May Cause New Short Squeeze By Chidem Kurdas, New York Bureau Chief, and Christopher Faille, Financial Correspondent | Friday, January 12, 2007 NEW YORK (HedgeWorld.com)—The...

Liz talking IPhone on CNBC Fox talking about cholesterol CNN has a Gerber commercial. Unbelievable. But if some guy chops up his mother in law, it'll be on for a month.

It's Happy Hour at Slappy's Bar and Grill. A bunch of construction guys are gettin' wasted over in the corner, and decide to see who the best man is. They all lay their manhood on the bar in the ultimate of contests. Gay guy walks in. Barkeep says, "what'll ya have?" Gay guy says, " I...

nmx is looking like it wants higher. Did you know they naked shorted nmx into the offering? Next time they tell you excessive regulation drives IPO's offshore , tell them bullshit. No one wants to do business here because it's the wild west. You take 40mm in fees, and you can't keep...

I knew a stripper that was a two bagger. One for her, one for me, incase her's broke.

It's 'kiting', like in checks. You sell things you don't own, and basically, pass the fail to a buddy, who then passes it to another buddy. By selling fake shares, the prime broker keeps the negative rebate, the hedgie can force the stock lower. By passing the fails, they don't have to...

Well, the interview was today, but it's not on tonight. I'll try to get word when it's on and let you know. I have a feeling it's good. I don't get how people watch this crap. Tonight it's Howie Mandel and game show stuff.

Due to popular request......... These are the official exchange lists for Reg SHO. http://www.nyse.com/RegulationFrameset.html?displayPage=http://www.nyse.com/threshold/home.html ftp://ftp.nasdaqtrader.com/symboldirectory/regsho Couple of points. The exchanges make the lists...

Yeah, but it don't wear out.......... Anyway, a fellow comes into work with a shiner. His pal asks the matter......... "well, I was getting on the bus, and this fat woman was getting on in front of me. Her dress was stuck in her, well , uh, you know, so I pulled it out for her. She...

Is there a way just to get the commercials, because they're informative at times?

that's part of it. But when the system is loaded up with shorts, legit or not, and they succeed.............. Turbo charged. Look at NTRI. I'm so sick of that broad, "look at me, I'm a 2. " Like, shutup and take your shirt off. However, stock is ramping here, and it was manipulated for...