Search results

He a man uh da peeple: 2007-01-26 Carolina Journal Exclusives Edwards Home County's Largest By Don Carrington RALEIGH - Presidential candidate John Edwards and his family recently moved into what county tax officials say is the most valuable home in Orange County. The house, which...

My mother, widowed for the second time, got what they call a "shotgunning" letter from a company. You may have an unclaimed annuity. You need to call now. Blah blah. I've been a licensed Insurance Agent for thirty years, so I knew She didn't have one, but her husband might have. When I...

Blonde is speeding, and gets pulled over. Lo and behold, a blonde female trooper. "may I see your license please?" "Sure, but what are you talking about?" "Your Driver's license. That small sorta square thing with your picture on it??? Look in your purse please." Blonde rumages...

2000 companies dead, billions stolen. This is one of the hundreds and hundreds of companies not on the SHO list because of grandfathering............ http://www.forbes.com/home/free_forbes/2007/0212/068.html These monies are being channeled offshore and when you see those suitcases of...

guilty as charged. My only defense is, I think over my life I insulted every religion, culture and ethnic group capable of being ridiculed. I play no favorites. All in good fun. To prove my point, this one went around before the Polack. I think he was John the Twenty something, the...

So, I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs...

OK. Baseball season is coming up, and here's some trivia. Read the questions, formulate your answer, and scroll down. The NY METS in 1961 drafted the All Star Second Baseman from the SF GIANTS who was famous for blousing out his uniform, and getting hit by pitched balls. He held the record...

truly, the most despicable episode in our tainted financial history. Now, themanipulators dictate corporate policy through extortion.... 11:29 IIG Hearing postiive rumors on IIG (21.57 +0.43) Word we're hearing is that IIG management is "sick and tired" of having more than 50% of the...

It is actually quite amazing, but on December 5, the Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee accused five Branch Chiefs and the Director of Enforcement of the SEC with perjury, and the media downplayed it. What he said was " your testimony doesn 't match your written statements, and you have...

The stock is on theREGSHOlist. ANything can happen. Look at NFI. They will manipulate the stock as low as they can to cover the fails, maybe. Be very careful. It's a great trade, but to trust these guys to do the right thing overnight or for a swing can be deadly.

Somewhat ironic seeing this thread whining about too much regulation right next to the "NYSE Fines Seven Specialists" thread I agree with both posts. It's not our fault, though. You give these crums a break on the regulatory front, and they just steal more. Insider trading, small fines for...

So, it's death row at the pound. The beagle looks at the poodle. "Whatya in for?" " Well, I bit the mailman. Automatic death sentence." Poodle asks the beagle,'why they puttin' you down?" "Meter reader. How was I know? I thought he was a thief. I tackled him, and bit him a few times...

Thank you. I have tears in my eyes. Fabulous. And who's been carrying it around in a wallet for how many years? And the bastard stood there taking a picture while his family pet is being boned by a raccoon. I can see him on a camping trip. "Kids, a grizzley is humping Mommy. Get a camera".

Bloomberg and Schumer..........hMMMMMMMMMMM. Wonder what this is about. So, we want LESS regulation. regulation is the problem. I've had several conversations with a journalist you all would know, and he agrees with me. They are crooked, and they (Wall St.) want it all. Deals are...

we/ve posted so many, this might be a repeat, but what the hey. The previous joke reminds me of the man having dinner w/his wife when a gorgeous brunette comes into the restaurant w/ an escort, comes over, and lays a big sloppy one on our hero. His wife goes balistic....."who is...

MICHAEL J. GARCIA, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, announced that MICHAEL HAYWARD and MICHAEL STERN, former registered specialists on the New York Stock Exchange ("NYSE"), were each sentenced today to 6 months' imprisonment on charges of federal securities...

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, > when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. > "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. > "I've somethin' to tell ya". > "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. > But where's my husband?" > "That's what I'm here to be telling ya...

Ba da bump.:D

Byrne's appearance, taped "live to tape" (I hope, CNBC has bagged him before) is scheduled for tomorrow nite's Donny Deutsch at 10 pm on CNBC. That's Wednesday Jan 17. It was taped last Thursday.

A man is eating dinner in a restaurant. He notices a kid at the next table flipping a quarter in the air and trying to catch it with his teeth. The kid misses, quarter gets stuck in his throat and he starts to choke. The man calmly gets up, walks over, grabs the kid by the nuts, and squeezes...