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Farmer and his wife go to the Doc. The problem, it seems, is that Papa's not taking care of his manly duties on a reglar basis. "Not my fault", says Farmer Bob. "See, we've got a big farm and I'm up and at 'em at 5. Oh, I'm ready and able in the morning, but man, when I get home, I'm to...

A couple, aged 65 and 67, went to the doctor's office. The Doctor asked them, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us make love?" The doctor looked confused but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have...

They leave marks, too.

There is so much that will fall in the near future. Read every story between the lines. I've been doing this ten years. Actually, I've had this done to me for ten years. So I look very careful, knowing what I'm looking for. The story today? Dormant since the fall. DEC 5 was when Specter...

Best thing that could have happened. I mean, what creedance would three eyewitnesses have? They have just telegraphed what Specter and Grassley deduced. We have a big, big problem. I understand the whistleblowers are llining up for the Senate. Did you notice how reserved Herb was on...

Fraudian???? I mean Freudian?????

This one is attributed to him, but for obvious reasons, you won't see it in print.... "I was in Scranton once. I had a girlfriend who wanted me to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her there." Feel free to plug in the destination of your choice. (sorry to you Scrantonites).

There is an old "You Bet Your Life" where Groucho has on a member of the Australian Swim Team competing in the 1956 Olympics. He tells Groucho his story, "Well Mr. Marx, I'm up at Five, have a breakfast of air and wheat germ, swim ten miles, lift weights, have a lunch of raw fish and protein...

They are really pushing this stuff through, because they know the end is near. The Senate is coming down hard.

didn't the article say 40 percent? Remember too, this is a SHO list stock,a nd if they lose control of it and the margin calls kick in, it's a big number. Seems like the guy has a well thought out plan.

LOL. But let's see if the last line becomes public.

He will never get a break. He's a hamster on a wheel, a wheel on which he willingly climbed . He's got the money, but he'll never have peace.

drinking joke, drinking jokes, drin.........ahhhh. Julio Egglaces is performing in a small town. Goes to a small bar for a nightcap, over in the corner sat an attractive set of twins, siamese twins, attached at the hips. Julio comes over to chat, one thing leads to the other, Julio not...

Was it a nice car?

guy gets pulled over for speeding. Cop says, "sir, do you know why you were pulled over?" "No Idea, officer." His wife says, "you know you were speeding." guy glares at her. Cop says, "I had you for 70 in a 55". Guy says, "officer, I was doing anywhere near that." But...

the old adage is, tragedy plus three days is comedy. ET is so advanced, so far ahead of the population, it's Tragedy plus a warm body is comedy. The people this country idolizes truly amazes me. There is some oriental kid in a public high school someplace, who has a pocket protector...

Cnbc has maybe 150000 viewers who criticize it constantly. fox has to be innovative, like their regular news, that pounces all cable. They will. One thing.. the personallities. They grate after a while. If it's like Fox on Saturday morning, that's as bad as CNBC.

Back to Story - Help Edwards takes heat over lavish estate By MIKE BAKER Wed Feb 7, 2:57 PM ET Two homes, two images, one candidate. Democrat John Edwards, who has made an anti-poverty message the theme of his 2008 presidential campaign, is taking heat for the lavish home he has...

Actually, Penicillan was invented during WWII. Saved my life several times. It was pretty new though. Lots of hanky panky going on. Brittany Spears did not invent sex. Lots of drugs, in the more urban areas. Don Adams told a story of being scared before going on stage. A musician gave him...

Very perceptive. right after 9/11, some events came to light. I developed a relationship with an officer of a company, trying to help them get to where I was in, what is now very elementary. the company was being manipulated, they knew it, and had to get to point B quickly or be destroyed...