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There are so many ways to skin a cat. But for anybody that is looking for an "answer", or a starting point, or even a tweek, the man here is giving you a gem. TRADE THE SAME STOCKS EVERYDAY. If you had to buy it, it would costs thousands. It could be worth millions. Try it. Volume...

I know them boys. When they was kids, they was so broke, if one wasn't excited, the other didn't have nuthin' to play with.

Try what this guy tried at our Army induction during the Vietnam war. He crapped on the First Sargeant's desk. Then, it'll be us trying to get out of Jury Duty when your case comes up.

They were outta beer. Her agent quit!! Spears is worth 150mm. She's probably pissed away 150 mm. That's 300mm. She would have had to earn 550 to accumulate 300. Ten percent of 550 is 55million. Somebody who tapped here for 55million quit. You pay me 55 million, you won't have to wipe...

Ok, ok. You're a tough crowd. One more. Bob is the most eligable batchelor in town. He decides to get married, but he has to pick from his three girlfriends. Although Bob is rich. Rita is richer. She neve lets Bob pick up the check. Even pays an escort for a manage a tois anytime...

Coffee Klatsch Bensonhurst: Mrs. Gimmelstob says, "my boy Irving is the new head surgeon at Medical Center. He tells me he's making 2million a year." "Really,", replies Mrs. Gottlieb. "Well, my boy Sidney is the most famous brain Surgeon in Houston, and he's making 3 million a year."...

The reason why it happens and continues to happen is the fines are meaningless. To quote an energy trader in Calif on bottling up power after getting long, "it's just economics". With perverted thinking like that, this stuff was mushrooming. Bear got ripped for 160 big ones. that was huge...

That 's what she thought and look how it turned out. Unless someone who cares steps in, you're looking at the next Elvis/Marilyn/Anna Nicole. A lot of people on these boards don't believe the old adage "money isn't everything." It's not. We all carry demons, but this little waif is...

Students at Sacramento State, were assigned to read 2 books & complete a Short report, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an "A"...

Today in the NYTimes, Norris attacks Overstock, gloats that Gradient investigation is halted, blah blah blah. I wonder if Floyd knows that NYT is on the SHO list. That means, at best, the powers will try to push the stock down to a much lower level with the use of fake shares. At best, they...

number 3868. 4000 is mine! Mine! You hear??!!!??!?!! Two nuns are riding their bicycles on a back road to the Vatican. One says, "you know, I've never come this way before." the other replies, "it's the cobblestones." See you boys in Hell.

AGIX is onthe SHO list. These guys occasionally make mistakes, but it's tough to bet against them. To say it's a crowded trade when they've shorted more stock than is available is an understatement. It they are wrong, and you are short, it's a huge number. If they are right, and you are...

same joke. Woman wants to file a sexual harassment suit, goes into human resources. "This perv comes in every day and smells my hair". "Boy, Sex harassment is a serious accusation, Sue. Are you sure you want to file Sexual Harassment on this guy for smelling your hair?" "Absolutely."...

Why does CNBC put such emphasis on personalities? When you do that, you risk alea, alliena.. pissing off a lot of people. Isn't the news the market (s)???? I just don't watch.

NTRI. Said two weeks ago it's run was over. How's that for a call? The market is not kind to pretenders.

Worked for Cramer. Speaking of which, nice call on NTRI. Was played out, I believe he said. Wasnt' that 20% ago?

just monitor the lists every single day. there are alwasy two or three flying. NMX looks interesting again. JRCC, BWTR, NFI was a good call from Briefing.com two days ago. Generally, once they start moving, they are active for many days in a row. Somebody else kick in once in a while...

Thirty two years ago, I had gotten out of the army, and I was sitting in a Cultural Geography Class. the Prof had parents who were missionarys, or they were in the missionary position when he was conceived or something. It's been a while. Anyway, Vietnam was hot topic, because we were...

Which reminds me of the time when Oprah lost all that weight. Well, she had to get a physical before she could go on the diet. The Doc asked her to disrobe, and then walk over by the bay window and get on her hands and knees. "OK, he said move a little to the right". He looks her...

Maybe a repeat. Get over it. Same Doc has another guy come in. He wants Viagra. Doc says, 'hey, that stuff isn't candy. We have to prescribe it." He proceeds to give the guy a complete physical which turns out fine. doc says, "you shouldn't be having any problems at your age and with...