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http://deepcapturethemovie.com/ Watch it. It's why Wall St. is now spiinning out of control with greed and stupidity.

Come on, he said "beating", not killing. Get off the towel heads, will ya? I saw the thread - thought it was a cartoon or something. WTF. Give the Marines more ammo. On a serioius note, what kinda fucktard ( got that one on ET, thanks Baron) could possibly believe some Deity in space...

Remember I said at one time, google, "Duess" "Currin" "Woltz"? http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=ak2Y6HV1zHqM BTW, this has been at least two years in the making. They just didn't listen. But they're listening now. This is billions, and billionis of dollars.

Remember when Pee Wee got busted in the Sarasota Porn Theater. To you youngsters, before the one stop jerk shop you call the Internet, they used to show Porn Movies in theaters inhabited by surley types in trenchcoats and dark glasses, or so I 've heard. Anyway, they caught him polishing the...

Not always. I never lost in OSTK and complained mightily. But, you are correct; the crowd keeps its 'piehole' shut unless it loses. right is right. Wrong is wrong. At least in my demented world.

You mean, even after registering w/ the State, this kid's parents let him come to your door? Remarkable.

With the lead she has, it was only a matter of time until she stepped on her dick. Too much baggage........... And with Ford's comments, do you really want Bill back in the White House? From my point of view, he pardoned an enemy of the country in Marc Rich. that, and the fact they are...

Are you kidding? Think of how humilitated he is! Do you think 160mm is a salve that can soothe such a wound? He'll probably off himself in the next week or so, if just to save whatever dignity he can.

Guy's sitting in the Dr.'s office with a frog on his head. The receptionist, obviously upset, burst in on the Doctor, to his dismay. "Sorry, Doc, but there's a guy sitting out there with a frog on his head." "Ok", he says, " call the police, but send him in to me so I can at least get him...

From the thirties, at least.... Guy is in a diner, orders the chicken soup. Waiter hollers out, Chicken Soup, table four. Diner says, "hold it. Lemme have the pea soup instead. Waiter hollers. "hold the chicken. Make it pea."

this was on another board, but belongs here.............. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xazRuzSQP44

Kucinich must be hung like Trigger. She probably puts a bag on his head, and then wears one herself incase his breaks. Maybe she goes from those ears; they gotta be the original "love handles".

Gay guy goes to the Proctologist. Says, "Doc, I feel this tug in my loins. It hurts when I walk." Doc uses his brown Probe and exclaims, "my Gawd, Man! There's a red rose in your anal cavity." "Well!!!???? Read the card! Read the card!"

Big Mad fan here. God I loved those. Do you remember the record they made, "it's a Gas"? Groundbreaking stuff for 1960. better throw a joke in here, or we'll get yelled at by that ex Ford engineer. Beggar says to a man "Pal, have you got money for a cup a coffee?" "Nope. But don't...

I'll pay you one of the highest compliments I've ever gotten. My wife's cousin, after visiting for a few days, not havent' seen me since I was in a Corporate environment said , "He's kinda out there, isn't he? First thing I thought of when I saw Dog Haiku. Welcome to my world. Other men...

That is some sick shit!!!! Hope you don't mind if I send it to a thou of my closest friends.

this guy is like a basher. "Yes, my five year record is crap/..........." Huh? What 's the dif why? I'd llike to see a Ken Fisher type mailer, "FIVE YEAR RECORD CRAP!! Don't miss this Golden Opportunity". I think I'll go back to the Becky Quick w.o makeup thread. Makes more sense.

I heard a guy tell a joke today that was unfunny, racist, the pits. Yet, in real life, he's a paramed, and I've watched him on those access TV stations patch up crack whores, thugs, drunks. How do you figure? He just separates the real life stuff, and maybe he thought the joke was funny...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL funny. Sensitivity training for you.

Soo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- ya wanna play tit jokes, eh? Two guys talking. One says, "every think one thing, and say another?" "Like what". "Well, the other day, this is so embarrassing, I'm in line at the Delta counter,, there's this gorgeous blond, and I saw, ' give me a ticket to Titsburg.'...