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My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html "Hey Man! This is some really good shit!"

with material like this, how can they cancel the Tonight Show for the writers' strike? And no selling our pick up lines to E Harmony.

You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but Canadian Club,"

Do you know how to use a whip?

Can I borrow your cell phone.? I'd llike to call your Mother and thank her.

LOL funny. That's the bit about the caller to those playboy channels..... "Ah kilt a girl looked a lot like you once."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Too close to being real. The baby boomers are aging rapidly. I'd say "funny as shit," but that would be redundant.

Seeing it coming and stopping or reversing are two different things. Think of the amount of money being generated. Countrywide took 15 pts out of those shitty loans. Now, think of the middle management stacked up, and guys making ten times as much as they ever thought they'd make. Then...

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your...

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right Outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her Son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of...

Jim Rogers, short all the financials, said on Bloomberg if they swap leaders he'll "have to cover on Monday". What I didnt get was, this was all over. Why not cover Friday and reshort. Anyway, Rogers says up. Then, probably short it again. This is running deep.

Great find. We've been talking about this privately. They've finally pushed the envelope. Maybe we can start over and get rid of the riff raff.

Just look at the level 3 assets of Goldman, Merrill....... They can't write them all down. There would be no shareholders' equity, no book value, no ability to stay in business. This is another fine mess they've gotten us into, Stanley. I hope somebody is around to cover these naked...

They'll bury him - both sides. They don't want this. It's power. If one side has it for a while, that's ok, as long as it stays in the "family". I widh he'd get in. How bad could it be?