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Guy I played golf with told me a story. He was a 17 year old Marine on Iwo Jima. They found a frogman, predecessor to the SEALS. They had come in to map and blow up beach obstacles. The Japanese had captured one, and "stuck a flamethrower up his ass". Then the guy looks at me sort of...

No problem. Not his money. he'll lose a bunch of accounts, and get a bunch from another shit call his competition made.

......and besides that, he wasn't bothering the children. OOPS. Politics and Religion. sorry. I think we did the Cowboy who found out he was a lesbian. Let me know if we didn't. But keeping with the Theological theme, anybody remember the one where the golfers were hit by lightning by...

Yep, and in 1991 Hussein had 3mm soldiers. Problem was, nobody could hold a rifle while they ran. More statistical bullshit. Everybody is looking for a magic bullet. Go to a dollar tree, a biglots, a Family dollar. Packed. I laughed like hell when some knucklehead for one of the big firms...

the twenty and two crowd give you a nice rally into 12/30. Then, after they gut the suckers, the bottom falls out - all the sins come home to roost. This is like the little kid crapping his pants, and trying to hide it from Mommy. Eventually, she'll get a whiff. Wall St. is the little kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15hsGzoBL2o&feature=related rodney can flat out sing.

You might be a Ho if you blow up your hedge fund, and then try to sell investment books.:D

You know u a ho when, you think "crack spread" is what happens as you age. You think "contango" is a dance you do in the slammer with your cell mate. You think "head and shoulders pattern" is a cutout to train the new girls. Double top is you and your pal doing the same John.

You know yu a Ho when: You've worn a rubber on your tongue......... know several dozen politcians by their first name and have never voted..... Had your finger up more asses than Dr. Kildare Can look at your watch while cooing, "oooh baby! you're the best." you always have cash, but you...

.......more like it. Now, give.

stick with the filth. It's "you".:D

How about Porn for Seniors: the Naked and the Hard of Hearing Gums and Roses Same Time Next Year Something's Gonna Give

I wanna play! How ‘bout: The Mutton King Savoring Bubbas Privates X: Illiterate Men United Pretty Farmanimals There’s Somthin’ About My Sister Mary Sleepless in a Ford 150 50 First Cousins Three Men and a Little Fishin’ The Best Little Whorehouse ta the Trailer Park...

The crawler on ESPN today had, his attitude and (shitty) personality brought this on. The could have left him alone, ala Giambi.

Sorry. The Science Channel educates people. This guy is a salesman, pure and simple. And an annoying salesman at that. And there is a lot we aren't reading about him. I am, but you aren't. We'll look back in history and this guys a Levine or Milken...one of those types. He always seems...

Where did you find it? Prison? I don't believe I've ever heard one quite like this. I'm crying like a two year old with wet diaper, but, but,......... I'm in awe, or shock. I know. Shock and Awe. The should have dropped leaflets over Iraq with his in Arabic in 2003. We could have...

John Lennon's estate 44mm. Harrison 22mm. I think that is bittersweet at best.

Yep, and Tiger's wife doesn't go to the Masters with "fuck you" stenciled on her shirt. He simply is the most talented, most disciplined, finest role model ever to play a sport. Take a bow Earl. You did a hell of a job.

Just use your heads. If things were fine they'd say, "things are fine" . If they aren't fine they'll say, "things are fine." They're being told "things are fine " by people being told "things are fine". But, if things "aren't fine", will that work it's way down the chain, and wil they call...

Funny. If it made your dick bigger, they'd be advertising it on tv where the couple are in those iron leg bathtubs looking at the sunset. I don't know what the deal is w/those bathtubs, but I guess if you get a hard on you're supposed to get in one, and mama supposed to get in the other. If...