Funniest blonde joke I have seen yet-
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes
across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks
up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has
been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three...
What bothers me about dip buying is that everyone seems to have the mentality that this dip is good to buy for an early week rally. It is clearly evident in the VIX that nobody has the protection on that they had earlier in the year, and makes a hard fall much more likely in my opinion. If VIX...
Sold all my VISA today, bot at $58. Slowdown in consumer activity and problems with inflation and the increased cost it is causing to retailers on the 2% credit card fee's will cause a mini revolt and create cash discounts to incentivize consumers into using cash.
This company can be bought...
He'll start a new new new stock trad3r index, telling us all how much he knows about stocks and it is time to buy. He'll say "where is the fake recession, where is all the subprime......"
When the levee breaks....
"...Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move...."
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You fucking douche bag, You already have a new index, the one you spouted out a copule of weeks ago. Are you going to keep creating a "new" index everytime the market falls down?
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=126969
I think what gnome means is if you can step outside your partisan affiliations and use your brain, (if you idiots have one that works), you can see that democrat or republican is not a boilerplate stamp. In other words, there is no-one that could outspend GW and his massive "conservative"...
That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read, bar none. I am submitting you for the last comic standing.
You could do a 2 hour comedy show on the oracle, endless material.