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Some Old Fashioned Catholic Humor... There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made...

Maxine's Latest Questions Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called...

Farmer Ollie's Decision A Minnesota farmer named Olie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot attorney questioned him thus: 'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?" Olie...

This Is Fun <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sKns1uatyNg?feature=player_popout" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :cool:

Ridiculous Speed Sign Speed signs that are an apparent waste of taxpayers money!!! <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b2xnWYx8YK8?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

Hi Speed Magic <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HFilLZIDJak?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :cool:

No, I left town because I live smack right in the center of hurricane Sandy's bloody path through NJ and I had to take my family to PA for a couple weeks until power came back to our town :( Good to be back though, we won't let the bastards beat us down, right? :) How did you guys do up...

The Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde)...

Lone Ranger Story <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KFabfnfhIaY?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night............. Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe....as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car...

The Three Samurai Once upon a time the powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward...

I Always Wondered :) :) :)

A Love Story... Kinda Brings A Tear To Your Eye! A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the place was packed. As the wife walked from store to store, she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do, and...

Obama V Romney Round 3 by Fred Thompson One of these guys looked presidential and one of them looked like a somewhat desperate challenger. Romney looked like the president, and Obama looked like the challenger. In preparing for this debate Romney may have demonstrated his presidential...

I understand their anxiety at this point, given that polls are currently neutral/negative for them. They don't know how effective their ground plan will really be and therefore how many dems will actually go vote. In addition, there's still a considerable number of undecideds who traditionally...

No attachment either way. Just hope for the best for all of us. And that's Romney/Ryan :)

Romney's Trajectory http://www.dickmorris.com/romneys-trajectory-dick-morris-tv-lunch-alert/?utm_source=dmreports&utm_medium=dmreports&utm_campaign=dmreports :cool:

The challenger versus the Commander-in-Chief By: Newt Gingrich An amazing thing happened in the course of three presidential debates. The president became the challenger and the challenger became the Commander-in Chief. If you turn down the sound and just watch the body language in...

A Solid Romney Win Where It Matters by Carol Platt Liebau When analyzing who won a debate, you can look at a number of factors: Who achieved their overarchhing objective, who had the most memorable lines, who might have left behind ticking time bombs in terms of statements that will return...

Mene, Mene, Tekel, Parsin By Erick Erickson The whole time during the last Presidential debate, Mitt Romney looked like the incumbent and Barack Obama looked like a challenger trying to keep it together. More specifically, Barack Obama, when he made eye contact, looked like he was seeing...