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A Great Oldie: Archie Bunker <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MnignqBw4CY?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

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A Bit Of English Humour A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £40!!! Forget this, I thought ...

A blonde decided to start a chicken farm, so she bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, she returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month after that she was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot...

IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! I Just Realized Something It just hit me! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs...

A man went into a library and asked to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. "No way," said the librarian, "you won't bring it back!" :)

Good Old Laughs <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/n6mbW-jMtrY?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

It's Always The Wife Who's Upset One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what's your name?" "It’s Jack , and I’m...

Not Really Funny, Just Beautiful <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BUOQ_yPW_0s?feature=player_popout" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :cool: :cool: :cool:

More Funny Quotes America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes After...

Let Us Cry... http://www.usdebtclock.org :) :eek: :mad:

Sense of Freshness A while ago a new supermarket opened. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent...

Free Market Compassion When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow from your eyes and don't seem to stop, Just let me know, Cause I want to be there for you, always... I am selling tissues, buy one pack, get one free...! :) :) :)

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A Great Oldie It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist...

Happy New Year Everybody! In the coming New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for...

New Humanoid Species Yes, you guessed it, it’s a new breed of young humanoid beings! They are referred to as “Homoslackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause a...

California vs. Alabama CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should...

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Let's Class This Joint Up With A Brief Science Lesson <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NFR-ADakI-c?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> It only takes 3.5 hours to say it... :) :) :)