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  1. Yannis

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    Which reminds me that 79.6% of the statistics people quote are made up on the spot :)
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    Play Pool Anyone? <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TxXPl7W9dNM?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :cool: :cool:
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    I know someone whose username online is "ghoti", pronounced "fish" (a la "cough", "women", "nation") :) :) :)
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    The lesson that Mrs Irene taught me many years ago: it's = it is or it has, like in "it's the morning after..."; its means the stuff it possesses, like in "these are its legs." Oh well, as I said, it's been many years ago and its memory is fading :)
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    You mean, this is the corect spelling? accredit’s acquit’s admit’s affidavit’s armpit’s audit’s await’s babysit’s backfit’s bandit’s bedsit’s befit’s benefit’s ... etc? :) :) :)
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    You mean "its various forms" right? :)
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    Me too!!!... Good one LOL! :)
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    Good Question So, if love is blind, is marriage an eye opener? :) :) :)
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    Wrt Modern English A noted linguistics professor from Oxford, visiting Harvard for a semester, was giving his inaugural lecture one day in early September in front of most Harvard top brass and his incoming class. 'In our language', he said in deep aristocratic English accent, 'A double...
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    The Garden State <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/X_jNT3vJai0?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :cool: :cool: :cool:
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    How Cold Was It? :) :) :)
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    The Cow, the Ant and the Grumpy Old Fart A cow, an ant and a grumpy old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. · The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" · The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can...
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    Can you name this strange old tool?!!! Thought you would enjoy this educational moment in American history. Can you name this strange old tool? Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke Enemas (1750s - 1810s) The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for...
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    Male On The Left, Talkative Female On The Right "My dear, I don't really give a damn!!!" :) :) :)
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    Another Funny Oldie I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you...
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    Obscure Engineering Conversion Factors 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an...
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    Aren't Scots Romantic? <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dYslhL71k1M?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :) :) :)
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    Father-Son Moment :) :) :)
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    Sometimes, A Few Years Later :) :) :)
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    Our Evolving Vocabulary :) :) :)
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