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Yes, T, as everybody up here knows, Richmond was the capital of the South back then. Lovely state, Blue Ridge mountains and the Shenandoah Valley, great booze (local production of course.) Graduated from UVA a couple of decades ago, but I'm still waiting for the Cavaliers to win a couple of...

Yeah, you are right, too little heat - not to mention that I hadn't even seen those two silly slices of bread. This picture must be a fake (or maybe terrorist propaganda) and doesn't do right by your friends at the Piggly Wiggly, etc, darn it... Sooorry! (Btw, there are plenty of A&Ps in...

Free Redneck Bar-B-Que Gril Stainless steel grill, for FREE, you read right, FREE! Available in all stores: Publix - Win Dixi - K-Mart - A&P - Wall Mart - Wallgreens..... Hurry before they run out of stock! :) :) :) <IMG...

Good Czech Eyesight A Czech goes to the ophthalmologist who shows him a card with the letters 'C Z W X N Q S T A C Z'. "Can you read this?" he asks. "Read?" the Czech replies, "I even know the guy!" :) :) :)

Need Computer Help? IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS, READ THIS, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin" yet. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering...

Same here - and I would also add Tobias' name to the list. It's a good system and these are good folks. In addition, Collective2 is impressive in scope and quite helpful.

America in 1904: What a Difference a Century Makes! It's amazing how much, and how little, things change over time. Take a look at America a shade over a century ago (1904) based on a series of one-line statistics shared during a history lecture at the University of California, Berkeley...

Smarts Galore Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California...

The Heaviest Chemical Element A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11...

Computer Gender A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"...

Smart Bird A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to...

Martial Arts In Real Life There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a Tae Kwon Do chop from Korea."...

Where Are You? You know you're in Arizona when….. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the steering wheel. 3. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the...

A Woman's Work One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front...

Smart Guys! Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000...

LIFE EXPLAINED A boat docked in a tiny Greek village. An American tourist complimented the Greek fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Greek. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the...

Man vs Woman - Again A head-on collision occurred between cars driven by a man and a woman. Both drivers emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman smiled playfully and said, "We are safe! This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to...

Corporate Life #20 The Manager to the employee: "I appreciate the fact that you have your own opinion about how things should be run around here and I like your approach... let's now see your departure!" :) :) :)

Rocket Science When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat...

An Honest True Story I f you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an...