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Man-To-Man Wisdom One guy to another: "They say brunettes have a sweeter disposition than blondes and redheads. Don't believe it! My wife has been all three, and I couldn't see any difference!!" :) :) :)

Children Originals -- No Adult Could Be This Creative STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY(age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off...

Not to forget the Good Book's view on timing: For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven... -Eccl 3:1-8

And, speaking of ancient proverbs that can be applied to trading, here's one from my old country, circa ~2,500 years ago: Pan metron ariston. -Perfection is found in moderation. :)

The Cat And The Dish A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers...

Don, Yes, I meant B-level rating (could be BB.) For the past couple of years I have been putting my extra cash in those notes (offered to me through my IB account) and it's pretty easy to sign up and a good deal rate-wise. However, after what happened with Refco, I have pulled most of the money...

"The trend is MY friend" :)

Have you guys considered IB's notes at 8%? I know it's a B lebel bond, but the price is good and the flexibility (3-month turnaround) excellent. Any thoughts?

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"...

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, "then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?" "Yes, your honor." "And why was that?" "Because my wife wanted a dress." The judge check with his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"...

Here's Yogi Berra at his best - enjoy! :) :) :)

The Crazy Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, and offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop on Main Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him...

Intimate Reparte Husband: Why can't you make bread like my mother? Wife: I would if you could make dough like your father! :) :) :)

Now, this is a fishing story! Last Saturday morning my friend got up early, put on his long johns and dressed quietly. He then made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway he went. Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down...

Feeling The Pain A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. The doctor asked them, "I have invented a new psychophysical machine that you might want to try - it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the couple...

Best Short Story The last man on Earth sat heavily on the bed. There was a knock on the door... :) :) :)

Winter In Canada As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and...

Best British Diet :) :) :)

Short Story, British Style "Heard you buried your wife..." "Had to - dead, you know!" :) :) :)