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    Today's Pearls of Wisdom from the Zen Master: 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky...
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    Cryogenics The biggest problem of cryogenics isn't whether future advances in technology will enable you to be unfrozen and brought back to life 10,000 years from now; it's whether 250 consecutive generations of security guards, earning the equivalent of $6.50 an hour, will remember to check...
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    Good Question If love is blind, and marriage is an institution, is marriage an institution for the blind? :) :) :)
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears." Robert W. Sarnoff
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "What we now call ''finance'' is, I hold, an intellectual perversion of what began as warm human love." Robert Graves
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "It is time that financial types developed a greater tolerance for imprecision, because that's the way the world is." John C. Burton
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February." :) Mark Twain
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "Currency trading is unnecessary, unproductive and totally immoral. It should be stopped." Mohamad Mahathir
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "I think there is a world market for about five computers." Thomas J. Watson, IBM Founder, 1945
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "Obviousness is always the enemy of correctness." Bertrand Russell
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "Results? Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work." Thomas Alva Edison
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "It is better to be vaguely right than precisely wrong." Wildon Carr
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." Scott Adams
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "What the people believe is true." American Indian Proverb: Anishinabe
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." Mark Twain
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
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    Good Trading Quotable Quotes

    So True! "There's lies, there's damn lies, and then there's statistics..!" Mark Twain :) :) :)
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    So True! "There's lies, there's damn lies, and then there's statistics..!" Mark Twain :) :) :)
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    Lovely Funeral One of the city's top Cardiac Specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the...
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    It was his inauguration day, and the first Jewish President of the United States is ready to take the oath of office in front of millions of people all around the globe. Just then, a well dressed elderly woman in the first row, just a few feet away from the leader of the free world, leans over...
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