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The Adventures of an Old Cowboy An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put...

The Signs Of Our Times Over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right...

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Indian Bank Robbers https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=646039295421798 :) :) :)

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The Shortest Books THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates...

Foreign Holiday Notices Here are a collection of notices that made the list this time: * In the Bedroom: 1) Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice. 2) Please to bathe inside the tub. 3) Please leave your values at the...

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Some Funny Repeats A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!" Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak...

Another Hail To The Chief <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xEYFFiEnUjQ?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

PONDERISMS 1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . .The quick and the dead. 3- Life is sexually transmitted. 4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 5- The...

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Latvian Antijokes In Broken English Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worms... Q : What one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? Q : How many...

Speaking Of Canada <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/5JX4gWcWRAo?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

...Through that window he saw a bunch of women giggling and playing taps -- and said to himself: "that can't be good!..." :)

Best Short Story "The last man on Earth sat nervously at the edge of the bed. There was a knock on the door..." :) :) :)

The View From Up There <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2E064kb3UnU?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

Classic Steve Martin <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/s9xKU8eYCFk?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

Just Imagine... ...that James Bond were from Spain... Hello... My name is Bond... James Diego Hose Francisco Angelo Basilio de Paulo Huan Maria de los Remedios a la Santa Clara Bond.....!! :) :) :)