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That Pronunciation Thing Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and fruit." And what can I get for you, Mr. President? George W replies with his...

George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a...

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For many new ventures to suceed, it takes experience and it takes money. Typically, an older man with experience partners with a younger man with money. Through this familiar and reliable process, the younger man gets the experience he needs in life, and the older man gets the money. -- Can't...

The fact that you are not paranoid does not mean that they are not out to get you! -- Andy Grove, Intel CEO

The Bet A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a...

Corporate Life #25 SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider...

More Good Quotes "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde "Suppose you were an idiot .. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." Mark Twain "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school...

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not...

The Best Excuse Another repeat, but still worth a chuckle... A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he...

What's Fair Is Fair Wife: I dreamed you gave me $5,000 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear? Husband: Of course not, Darling, it wouldn't be fair. You may keep the $5,000.00! :) :) :)

Well Targeted Prescription The physician writing out a prescription for Joe, his hypertensive cardiac patient: "Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS". Joe's wife asks, "Doctor, when are these medicines to be given?" Doctor: "These are to be taken by you, every morning and evening. Joe here needs...

Makes Perfect Sense To Me! Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long...

Fish Stories Stranger: Catch any fish? Fisherman: Did I! I took 25 out of this stream this morning. Stranger: Do you know who I am? I'm the game warden! Fisherman: Do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the country!! :) :) :)

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Hedge Funds Search Can anyone recommend a good website or newsletter to help me sort through hedge funds with various objectives and track records and find some that interest me? Something like Hulbert Interactive for hedge funds? I would appreciate any insight. TIA!

Sure, no problem. Take a look at www.pristine.com or www.onlinetradingacademy.com or www.marketwise.com. You may even want to talk with Tony at www.tonyoz.com, he has an excellent trading course/method on CDs. Or, you may want to contact Deron at www.morpheustradinggroup.com. There are several...

Sure, no problem. Take a look at www.pristine.com or www.onlinetradingacademy.com or www.marketwise.com. You may even want to talk with Tony at www.tonyoz.com, he has an excellent trading course/method on CDs. Or, you may want to contact Deron at www.morpheustradinggroup.com. There are several...

Near Death Experience An elderly Polish man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Polish perogies with fried onions wafting up the stairs.He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed...