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Hehe, same here, good point - and I don't care what flytiger says about you either :) :) :)

Yes, the sad truth is that we all sometimes fall victim to our own success... :) :) :)

Good Question A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. "Don't...

That's pretty funny, in a gruesome, semi-offensive-but-not-really sort of way. OK, friend, you're one of us, come join us at the new Jokes2 thread and bring all your old jokes with you! :) :) :)

Golden Wedding Anniversary At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay happily married to the same woman all these years. Luigi replied to the...

Where to Live After Retirement You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never...

Another Great Oldie - Words Women Use 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more...

Foggettabouit... Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other,” Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It...

And For The Artistically Inclined: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU :) :) :)

The Revenge Portrait A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should...

Just means that if you deploy it just at the doorframe as the door opens and closes it'll get squished... :) :) :)

A Good Oldie Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louiseville." They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. They go inside and ask the waitress, "Please tell us...

Why was the great "Jokes" thread closed? :)

I agree with you, itotrader, more or less. But, now that you have expressed your opinion, it's time to duck (I'm sure you learned how to do that back in the socialist world, right?) because now the liberals (yes, there are some such misguided souls even here on ET) are probably coming to get you...

I am religious, very much so. I also have a PhD in Physics. I remember back in graduate school, those dicussions we used to have: some people called themselves atheists, but they admitted that they too believed in a series of unexplainable "laws of nature" or "logic" or whatever. That's a...

I think that the bottom has been hit and slowly, but surely, the Republicans are regrouping. Despite the money raised, and whatever the, mainly leftist, media say, this race is wide open. For example, there's a strong argument that neither of the two current front running Democrats are...

Oldie: Differences Between Women and Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If, on the other hand, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy...

Computer Terms, South-East Kentucky Translation LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from...

That's really funny :)

His Last Wish Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Pearly Gates. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say...