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That's alright, some amount of healthy repetition can be funny... :) :) :)

Gratitude "Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your professionalism, medical knowledge and careful treatment." "But you are not one of my patients..." "Yes, I know. But my rich uncle Bill, may he rest in peace, was!" :) :) :)

Corporate Life #45 A Man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a monkey. The shop owner pointed out three identical monkeys and said, "The monkey to the left costs 500 dollars." Why does that monkey cost so much?" the man wondered. The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."...

Rockwell Trading 2kids, I first dealt with Rockwell Trading and Markus Heitkoetter a couple of years ago when I bought and traded (automatically, via Strategy Runner) one of their old systems, Coin Collector. That was a good venture that left me with some decent profit, no complaints at...

THE THREE BROTHERS Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I...

Phoenix Blues The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix; no matter what he had tried, he could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, and the people couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads safely. It was...

Confessions A Catholic priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Rabbi, is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The...

Another Great Oldie There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't. :) :) :)

The Truth Is I intend to live forever. PS. So far, so good! :) :) :)

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Don: Yea, I see your point, makes sense. Actually, you've explained this to me before, a couple years ago and I keep forgetting it... :)

Thanks guys, I appreciate your input, your feedback makes sense. Btw, Maverick, what is the name of your firm? I am interested in the last point of your post.

What I don't get is why people (both traders and "management") cannot see this coming much earlier. I mean, I would have a very simple test: are you consistently profitable at home? For more than a year? Then you should be able to make it at a prop shop. If you can't make it at home, chances are...

Take The Test http://www.oldjoeblack.0nyx.com:80/thinktst.htm :) :) :)

Old But Funny This blonde is complaining of pain. "You have to help me, Doctor, I hurt all over!" "What do you mean, all over? Be a little more specific." She touched her right knee and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then her left cheek, "Ouch! that hurts, too... and THAT one..." On and on...

Then, why don't you just change the names to Luigi and Mario? No one could tell the difference, it'll be fine. OK, let's hear it! :) :) :)

When Howard found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just...

It's a very old trick that you can make money selling your country to her enemies. Clearly, many people around the world love to hear how bad we are, especially from a former US President. Jealousy is an extremely powerful emotion, and many Europeans feel great pain from our economic and...