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    Barrack Obama's future: Disgrace and Exile

    "Perhaps Barrack Obama should resign." If both he and Biden had a sense of humor, they would both resign and leave Pelosi as President.
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    Google Queries and Stock Market Volumes: Financial Markets and Internet's 'Swarm Inte

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/11/101115074035.htm
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    Oscillators and Divergence

    Putting you on ignore is as close to orgasmic as I can get on line.
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    Placing a dollar value on ET

    OK. My mistake. You ever used a whore? Ever seen one with an ad tattooed on her ass? So business models are about value to the customer or value to the advertiser? Oh! I keep forgetting! Here, the customer is the advertiser.
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    Placing a dollar value on ET

    M. Taon, do not confuse cost with value. ET is not worth a pitcher of warm spit, to quote John Nance Garner. Consider a really classily nasty porno site which caters cuntingly to your particular fetish. I have paid as much as $35 (US) on occasion to gain a month's access to such an art gallery's...
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    James Altucher's Retirement Guide: Why You "Only" Need $2 Million

    Where in all this learned budget planning is funding for the geriatric equivalent of the motto from our youth of "You never outgrow your need for milk?" If you are taking your little blue pills four times a day from the Pez dispenser, "You never outgrow your need for pussy!"
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    A Little Johnny joke. Most of you are too jung to have ever heard them. Teacher says, "Today, class, we are going to learn to identify things by how they taste. Little Janie, close your eyes and open your mouth, and I will put something in it for you to taste, and you tell me what it is!"...
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    The wife was watching me trade this morning. When I got stopped out I screamed "You fucking BITCH!" Of course she knew I was not referring to her, as she was down on her fat sweet dimpled little knees easing my tension in an apparently losing trade. "Why do you guys always call her Bitch...
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    Wax Jobs and Market Action

    I do most sincerely apologise for this extrusion of your ET privacy. But my gobblegation to the junger generbation is to share my wisdom with you, whether you like it or not. Or even benefit from it. Let me start with a joke, so you will get the joke of my message. The joke is older than me, so...
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    What do you call 100 screaming heavily-armed butch lesbians: Militia Etheridge!
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    Free ass-ociating on your joke, sorry to reveal details of my twisted mind: Man goes to tattoo parlor. "I want the image of a Ben Franklin twenty dollar bill tattooed wrapped around the head of my dick!" "Man, that's some cool shit! But whatever for?" "For the next time my wife wants to go...
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    Repeat after me "TZ is a total dickhead." And I don't give a shit if anybody thinks I can trade or not. It's like how big my dick is. I know. As do a select few confidants. About both, that is.
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    You have indeed lived an interesting life. Be careful and don't do that any more. I, too, live in the South. Only place to be, IMO. Liberal gun laws. There is a reason I disabled PMing. As to 21 systems, something magical happens when you keep developing systems even though you don't need them...
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    My felicitations on your success. I was also a salesman of sorts, selling large government cuntracks. My epiphany came in a sales course where they taught that "you can have everything you want if you'll help other people get everything they want." That and a rapacious mercantile jewish business...
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    To those so pitifool that they have no chance of getting laid on a Friday night and are therefore seeking abusement reading this thread, let me advise you of this. Seventy percent of my money earns two percent. Twenty percent earns four percent. Five percent earns six percent. But the remaining...
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    Please see my deply above your lateust post. The French have a saying that "there is nothing stupider than a pussy." They are dead wrong. TZ is.
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    I think that "in other aspects of learning" your altruistic helper has nothing to teach you that a million others couldn't. Calculust? Quantum mechanics? Even brain sugary? Fewer people know those than suckcessfool trading. Let me give you an eggsample. My best system returns about 600% per...
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    It is said that when the pupil is ready, the master will appear. It is closer to the truth to say that when the master is ready, the pupul will appear. Alas, in reality, the master will want the pupil to be a good looking babe who has valuable currency to offer in return for the valuable mentoring.
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    Please accept my profoundest apology. I insulted you because I thought you were experienced and that my jibe would provoke you. You have my best wishes for your continuing development as a trader. But in all dishonesty, I have to tell you that I long ago put that asshole TZ on ignore.
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    Teaching the Wife to Trade

    An 85-year-old man, a regular at the neighborhood bar since he could legally drink his first beer, came rushing in one night. "Two double whiskies!" he roared to his old friend the bartender and smacked the bartop. He knocked them back and yelled "Two more!", again smacking the bar. "What the...
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