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ok ok ... a plane hit the Pentagon.

It's right next to the balance control on my stereo.

These are just simulations done in a computer of what might happen if a plane hit a structure such as the Pentagon. Just because it can be simulated doesn't make it fact in the real world. If you were the government trying to cover something up, don't you think you'd do all of these things...

They can't eat pork and milk, right?

Dividends have always fallen under double taxation at the corporate profit level, so I'm all for it. However, this really only benefits the upper-class and totally leaves the lower and middle classes high and dry. Another fine tax-cut for the yacht-club members, but more bullshit for the...

Taken from history, here is a fine example of what happens when women are given the right to rule: Elizabeth Bathory -- The Blood Countess of Hungary "One accomplice testified that on some days Elizabeth had stark- naked girls laid flat on the floor of her bedroom and tortured them so...

When I order something from the local pick-up bar for lunch, am I supposed to tip? I usually don't.

... and it was the woman who invented the "credit card."

Wait till they project the federal budget deficits for the next 10 years after our war with Iraq and the tax cuts!

That kind of makes it hard to trade.

Where is there a list of who you're supposed to tip? I know the following: Bus Boys Waiters Bartenders Valet Parking People Girls in the Red Light What else?

Can you imagine the U.N. filled with female world leaders? They'd have to make the women's bathroom 10 times bigger because once one goes to powder her face, they'll all follow. Plus, I'd feel sorry for the one guy leader that was left at the table all alone, because you know the women...

Then again, you could just be a cheap SOB. :)

If you put a mouse in a two part cage and make a little light go on 5 seconds before a painful electric shock is introduced into the cage, the mouse will ignore the light the first few times. In the future, every time you turn the light on, the rat will run out of the part of the cage that...

Jaan and igsi -- great answers! You guys are really smart! Now ask this problem to the guy at the copy machine at work and let him go back to his desk until he either solves it or gets fired trying.

It would make no difference. Pussy causes wars -- on the local front, it is two guys getting into a fist fight over a girl at the bar. On the much larger scale, it is a country trying to dominate other countries -- and it all goes back to that thing women have between their legs. Women...

Very insightful reply. Thanks!

Not unless you find an edge.

What makes people play negative expectancy games?