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USA vs. France? Settled with just four words: WOMEN WITH HAIRY ARMPITS. 'nuff said.

I'm going with Pink Floyd's "The Wall."

http://www.ivolatility.com

Sounds like you have a drinking problem.

Add Alzheimers to the list.

You have no idea how much your speech turns me on. PM me for my phone number. Let's go grab some lunch and head back to your place to "pick some real stocks." You're such a stud. MMMMMMMMMM

My god get a grip!

With enough alcohol, everything is quality until you wake up the next morning.

So how am I fucked up?

I didn't know you were a part-time psychologist!

I am going to have to ask that you refrain from further comments concerning my client, Mr. NoMoreOptions. We have signed a deal with him for his new book entitled, "How I fought they -- The evil Option people -- and lost." This book is ripe with fascinating fat tales of being slammed naked...

Let me get this straight. You'll risk money trading but you won't accept a riskless trade of charity? Come on dude I am serious! $25.00 for you right here. Check is ready. I started this thread for you. At least accept a few hundred to get back on your feet and feel a little better...

That car outside with the tinted windows -- the one with the two guys in jet black suits and shades. They'd like to discuss something with you when you have a moment to come outside.

Seriously -- these mood swings that you have might be indicative of a slight chemical imbalance. Walk away from this for awhile. Listen to some of the advice people are giving you. Get a job and live a bachelor life while you are young and watch the market on the side. This shit is...

Look at what kind of hooker you can get for 2k.

Naked = 100% unhedged?

You're funny!

Me: "I'm a stock trader, baby" Chick: "So you trade stocks and stuff?" Me: "Stocks, Bonds, Futures, Options -- I am a man of all derivatives baby." Chick: "So are you like long or short?" Me: "Long baby -- I'm Looooooooong"

Is error404 really Rs7?

And I'm also assuming your bushes don't need trimming either?