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Apple ran a bunch of switch ads featuring people from all walks of life claiming that Apple computers changed their lives when they switched over from IBM compatibles. However, little did Apple know that apparently Ellen Feiss was a little "out of it" when she did the switch ad. Rumors...

This thread is meant to keep many of you entertained throughout the week. Every so often, I will post something of interest on this thread that will either humor you, make you think or otherwise somehow enliven your day. I hope you enjoy Aphie's Corner here on ET.

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As many as they want with the restrictions of their account in mind.

Looks like an Iraqi ballet to me!

Knowing the volatility of the volatility of the volatility of the volatility also helps you.

That's why you hire someone to type for you.

I needed a vacation from ET -- I was gaining way too much knowledge to digest it all. (actually, just very busy with misc. stuff -- you know how it goes)

I did a CTRL-C and a CTRL-V and waited 58 seconds and got a perfect 135/135.

Down $1,500 -- stabilizing as of late.

Ahh yes .. they are closed ... that would explain the flatness

Something appears to be wrong with futures. My eSignal is showing flatness.

Looks like JPM is beta-testing Jasper.

If I own PUTS on a company that cancels their common shares, is my put worthless?

Why must everyone go out on that day?! I need to get to the mall to cash my paycheck at the bank and I had to park a quarter mile away because of all these Christmas gifts buying freaks that have to just go out right after Thanskgiving to start spending money. Come on consumers, max out...

Optional, You must be so excited to know you might go on a cruise soon!! I guess it will be super-easy for you to pack, too?

I have the same problem. Last week I found a twenty lieing on the sidewalk and instantly grabbed it and hid behind a sign on the sidewalk. I knew "they" saw me get it first and that "they" would try to take it away from me, but I wouldn't let them. I dodged between cars in a crouched...

Arbitration of stupidity will always be en vogue.

Where did you find the statistic that 9 out of 10 options expire worthless? I've heard it countless times yet I've never seen a documented quote from a respected journal or source. I personally think the question is to vague when one asks, "What percentage of options expire worthless?"...

Michael is going to off himself eventually ...