That's a terrible thing to wish for. Look, I know the thought of some kolkhozniks raising the Soviet flag over Berlin sixty three years ago while wearing multiple wristwatches still boils your blood, but you're still carrying hatred.
A local wal-mart has begun colocation with a bank called "Evergreen Bank" so we know that their desire for banking powers is definitely there. Some of you older people may remember the very old Sears model. They called it "From socks to stocks" and it involved kiosks from then-Sears subsidiaries...