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My girlfriend called me a filthy pervert the other day... I said "fuck me, a talking sheep"

Clint insisted he was just expressing his feelings ------------------------------ No place in politics for "feelings". Feelings could be interpreted as honesty or truth. No one gives a rats ass about feelings. If they did a campaign would do without the vitriol.

If Romney had won Eastwood would have gotten an oscar, all is relative.

This is kinda of funny but way back I applied for a job and the owner wanted someone with a degree. The last manager had a degree (loser). I didn't have a degree but I had my real estate liscense and had taken the free H&R Block income tax course to do peoples taxes. So I tell the owner I...

Ohh...Baaaah....Maaaaaa.....

I was at WMT and this kids name was "Christian". (dark skinned guy). I said "Hi Christian, I'm "Episcopalian" but I pronounced it like bugs bunny and spit it out. (sigh) some people don't get me.

Please, spare me "majority rule". That concept is an antique. There's a few people in this country with a "peanut" allergy and you can't buy a nutty donut anywhere.

Brian (dog) as a substitute teacher,, his pupils find out they can be sumbody. <object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" data="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/adultswimtv/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param...

They pay these kids $8.50 an hour to pass out fliers and "pay" them to go to a museum. _______________ Myy first thought: The people running the museum are going to go to TPTB and ask for more funding for the museum because attendance is up. ---------------- So this is all we can...

The fiscal cliff is 31 days away. Obama vacation starts on Dec 17th. -------------- Obama wants to eliminate Congress approval for raising the debt ceiling. Obama hasn't submitted a "budget" in years.

You know I had that situation. I tried to be nice, then not nice, then offered to buy their house (any price). Nothing worked. I resorted to prayer. Guess what, they are long gone. They left under mysterious circumstances. :D

The problem with kids and liberalism is they have zero concept of money. They don't understand the underlying forces that drive up the cost of goods and services that directly effect them. ======================= How can they understand taxes when they get refunds more than they paid in...

"Is that a MBS in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" ----Ben Bernanke

They should charge the other 5 kids for not helping an injured person.

Penis envy. Clowns have big feet. You know hwat they say about big feet?

fwiw "....although some full-time congressional staffers participate in a student loan repayment program that helps pay back a portion of student loans. No more than $60,000 in the House and $40,000 in the Senate can be forgiven and only if the employee stays on the job for several years.”...

I've noticed a change over the last 20 years. People talk too much. This is the main reason for the increase in CO2. People need to shut up.:cool: Anyone ride a inner city bus? Black people all talk at the same time. Know what I'm sayin?

That's so funny...:D