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If you google "citizens out of status", status is the terminology used with immigrants. surprised me.

"Status" is a facebook term. Some slut I know posted her facebook status as 'I've just had my period'. At first, I thought 'Shut up, we don't need to know that. Stay tuned....

I hate all this talk about how Abraham Lincon freed the slaves. That's bullshit, polyester freed the slaves. People stopped wearing cotton so they had to let them go.

The lights are back on at the Superbowl... 5 deaths and 3 rapes have been reported on the Baltimore sideline during the power failure.

Did anyone else hear 40,000 fat people moan and grunt when the announcer at the Superbowl asked everyone to "stand" for the National Anthem?

I suggest the "Marx" defense. Groucho Marx. Those are my 'models", and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Federal prosecutors intend to bring civil charges against Standard & Poor's for wrongdoing in its U.S. AA rating where clearly it's junk status. :eek:

Chuck Hagel’s chances of winning Senate confirmation as President Barack Obama’s next defense secretary gained momentum as Republicans led by John McCain said they would oppose any attempt to block a vote on the nominee. ----------------------

"Father knows best." That concept is DOA. That's why father ain't around in the hood.

Right on...Washington knows best....*sarcasm*

A grandmother sat on her porch knitting three socks when someone walked by and asked, “Why are you knitting three socks?” The grandmother replied, “Because my grandson said he’s grown a foot since joining the Army.”

When I was a boy at school I was bullied up until I was 15 as I was only 5 foot 2 tall. Then I grew another foot. (okay you lazy bastards, you can finish the rest of the joke) Or just laugh silently to yourself... :D --------------- That reminds me of the time grandma was...

A nice looking girl came up to me today and said, "Hey, you're that funny guy that puts up those jokes on ET?" "That's me," I replied. She said, "Are they true stories?" "They aren't," I replied. Then we enjoyed a six hour sex session.

Yeah, well that may be so, but word on the street the hispanics call Michelle a flat chested coyote.

I remember driving a cab. "I love my job - I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do." This guy says to me, "Take a left here."

Hey...:D now now now..let's have your thoughts on the article.

This threat against Snp is to discourage another downgrade on Barry's watch. The rating agencies employee's should be gods. Instead they are the rejects no one else will hire.

Fundamentally, Obama’s continued support for Holder illustrates that Obama is still committed to the policy of holding financiers to a lesser standard of justice than other citizens. ding..ding..ding.... we have a winner... The envolpe please.. John Corzine..... yeah!