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I went to an STD clinic the other day and all the girls in the waiting room looked filthy! I thought to myself, "I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as some of these girls". Then I remembered, she was, and that's why I was here

"And the cost of treating STDs is substantial" ------------------------------ Stop it already. Obama care is free.

HIV Putting the Hi in Hi five...:cool:

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This wouldn't happen if Sister Mary Elephant was still around..:cool:

I'm going to speculate a bit. The court basically called this a tax. Now I get it, Obama care in totality is going to be one disguised tax, not a health care plan. Here's how I think this will play out. Cos will ask and receive various exceptions and exemptions - will be granted, diluting...

“If there’s even one life that can be saved, then we’ve got an obligation to try,” -Barack Obama Sheesh, that quote annoys me. There's always that dang unintended consequence of losing lives in the obligation. How many kids died from airbags? How many people died from...

She should forefeit her pay - work for a dollar a year. It's not unheard of, Bloomberg takes no paycheck.

On my girlfriends 40th birthday I got her a cake with XL written on it. She said "Aww, that's 40 in Roman numerals." I said "No, that's to remind you what size clothes you wear. Now eat your cake you fat bitch."

This would be interesting. I wait with bated breath for when "preschoolers" get suspended. Right now just heard of an incident where a kid in Kindergarden got suspended. Oi vey! One kid took another kids something or other, I think an apple or a treat, so the kid bit him. The biter gets...

What's the problem with horsemeat in burgers? Its not even a mane ingredient. ... :cool:

I have only one comment and it could be considered racist. So good day to all and good luck with the new mfg economy. So, a man asking for directions: "Can you tell me how to get to the unemployment office?" "Yes, vote for Obama."

And I thought I was the only one with that problem.. I am Mister portion control, don't mess with my plate, don't ask for a "bite" don't look at my food. I am a "scientifically formulate" diner. No you cannot have "One" M & M" no you can't have one of my "Junior mints" you can't have "Just...

2 + 2 makes 5 2 + 2 is 5 2 + 2 are 5

A horse walks into a bar. "Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the Pope now." Stay tuned......:cool: :D

Hey...:D Coffee should be your best friend Not your enema Ahahahahaha...:D

c Education is paid through property taxes. If an illegal lives here and pays rent, indirectly that illegal is paying his fair share for education. If an immigrant family became legal and worked, most likely they would get a giant refund via EIC and child deduction. This case as with most...

I can't believe how rude the enema helpline was. ..:cool: In other news; The couple is no longer welcome at Starbux.

Do Illegal Immigrants Actually Hurt the U.S. Economy? Hmnnnn.. Headline should ask: Does a taxpayer funded academic who makes 150 k a year who gets a 500k grant (paid for by taxpayers) to study a tomatoe picker "Help the Economy"?

Don't know. My policy was renwed in Jan. They raised my deductible according to IRS guidlines. I'm going to give Obama the benefit of the doubt, I doubt he knew what he was doing.