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    Fake Twitter Messages Hit Congress Supporting Obama Gun Control

    “If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.” A Buffett quote that quite possibly apply to Obama. The sharks are playing Barry for a fool. Imo, Barry may have had good intentiions with health care but got fucked over and...
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    Random

    It's not over till the fat lady......... puts all your bags on the pavement and changes the locks.
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    Dope Tests for Ice Fishing

    "Ingit" "What?", "I've got some news for you." "What?", "Your mother-in-law was ice fishing, slipped on the ice, and broken her hip." ... he picks up a frozen herring, reaches across the table, and smacks his wife on the side of her head with it. "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT...
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    Dope Tests for Ice Fishing

    Lmao....:D Fat fookers ice fishing.....drinking beer...Ummn checking for steroids. "....an official from the United States Anti-Doping Agency ordered them to provide urine samples for a surprise test to detect steroids and growth hormones — drugs not normally associated with the quiet...
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    Whats the big deal with a little Horse meat?

    If Subway wants to keep up with it's competitors, they should probably start selling 5 dollar furlongs.
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    Schizophrenic neighbor

    Oh allright, No one else pointed out this option, so I will. Pray.!....:cool:
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    Jokes 2

    "When are you going to Yale?" "I going to Yale in Yanuary."
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    Obama Fatigue Is Setting In Everywhere

    Obama fatigue ---------------- Ya got that right. Friggin You tube is full of Obama Polls, pictures, politics, etcetra bullshit.
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    Rolled Back to the Old ET

    Hey...:D I ain't ready for the junkyard yet 'Cause I still feel like a new Corvette It might take a little longer but I'll get there Well, I don't need a rockin' chair
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    Rolled Back to the Old ET

    That's what I figured.
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    Rolled Back to the Old ET

    Personally, I'm not here for a Web experience. Forgive me, I like function over form. I know, a dying breed.:cool: Ever look at the weather websites. Everything there except for finding the weather.
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    Same number of children are killed on Chicago’s streets every four months as died

    Same number of children are killed on Chicago’s streets every four months as died at Sandy Hook. -------------- Well, if we could "tax the rich" maybe then this wouldn't have happened.
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    Same number of children are killed on Chicago’s streets every four months as died

    Conspicuously absent is a solution. impulsive behavior; poor self-regulation; living in homes that don’t nurture social, emotional or academic skills; and ready access to guns These dynamics do not convert well to math. You see, if we could convert the dynamics into a math formula we...
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    State of Illinois is going belly up

    Looks like a chimp out at the mall.
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    Schizophrenic neighbor

    One of my first thoughts too. The agent had to know about neighbors, they ask those sort of questions even if the agent was unaware of the schizo.
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    Schizophrenic neighbor

    Gees, you don't have many options. Cops and lawyers sounds like a bad idea and a losing one at that. You don't want to live in a combat zone. I suppose I would call the previous owners and ask them to tell you everything they tried or how they handled the situation. You need info. Then I...
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    Whats the big deal with a little Horse meat?

    I found a horseshoe in my lasagne last night and sent an e mail complaint to Findus. Just got the reply; they say there is nothing to worry about, they traced it back to a cross dressing cow.
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    Jokes 2

    Funny you mentioned that. I had a threesome last night, although there were 2 no shows.
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    Rolled Back to the Old ET

    Thanks for bringing back the old format. When I saw the old format back it was an old friend from the past. I also thought the avatars were juvenile also the different colored smileys looked cartoonish. I looked around some other sites I liked to see if your change was similiar, I did...
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    Out of Popes

    The chances are high of the first black Pope being elected. We'll know as soon as the smoke comes out. If it's white smoke and smells of ganja, he's black.
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