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    Jokes 2

    This whole exchange reminded me of one of my old screen names on Yahoo, so I googled it. WeirdMildred always the f'n jokester. I was replying to spam. http://messages.yahoo.com/Business_%26_Finance/Investments/threadview?m=mm&bn=4686677&tid=3265&mid=3272&tof=5&o=lp&rt=2&frt=2&off=1
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    Jokes 2

    Hey...:D Don't be shy.. I know it was you. You sound like a $2 bill. :D j/k Dang, if my name was Bill that would be a good screen name. Two dollar Bill brb I'm going over to Yahoo to sign up. Hmnnnn..wonder what MB I should post on?
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    Incomes Drop Most In 20 Years

    I'm telling ya, income is dropping because of overwhelming number of women in the workforce. I'd bet if you ran a 20 yr chart of income and women entering the workforce this would prove out. Men earned more than women, women bitched about pay equality and bada bing bada boom, hire less...
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    Obama admin threatens woodward: "YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET DOING THIS'

    Sperling’s e-mail said. “I know you may not believe this, but as a friend, I think you will regret staking out that claim.”
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    Harvard: Don't Come To Cambridge If You're A Conservative

    What we need here is a black conservative to apply. I love the race card....:cool:
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    Harvard: Don't Come To Cambridge If You're A Conservative

    The Harvard Crimson published an editorial urging conservatives not to apply to Harvard if they intend to criticize the university down the line for political points. --------------------------------- I like this line of thought. If you attend Harvard, please don't venture into the red...
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    Obama admin threatens woodward: "YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET DOING THIS'

    Enlighen us.....:cool: Woodwards take on this is false. The WH is false. What is it?
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    2,000 women come forward as 'victims' of Johns Hopkins gynecologist

    Let's test the way you think :- thepenisinhermouth. Did you read 'the pen is in her mouth'? Nah, me neither.
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    2,000 women come forward as 'victims' of Johns Hopkins gynecologist

    I think I need a new gynocologist. He's just spent 20 minutes checking my prostate. :cool:
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    2,000 women come forward as 'victims' of Johns Hopkins gynecologist

    If mine showed up on You tube it would filed under "perfect asshole" no hemmoriods. :cool: Ooooowwwwwww...Ooooooowwwwww. bad joke ...that hurts... :D
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    Jokes 2

    Good septic joke :D T, don't know what to say about the 2 dollar bill story. You have to laugh but it's so aggravating, on top of it all though, you got lucky with mall security, just think you could have got a mall cop who never seen a 2 dollar bill either and then you'd be f'd.
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    Goats have taken over the internet.

    "Other artists to receive the goat edition treatment include US songstress Taylor Swift, British warbler Adele and French house artist David Guetta. The most popular versions of the goat edition songs have received millions of views." - See more at...
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    Cuomo Says Hollywood Can Bring Real Guns

    Check this out from 2009" New York’s Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is going after retailers for selling realistic-looking toy guns. He’s sent cease and desist letters to more than 100 retailers, demanding they stop selling this contraindicated technology. Read more at...
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    Random

    Reminds me of the "Classic" Coke project.
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    2,000 women come forward as 'victims' of Johns Hopkins gynecologist

    During my prostate exam I ask my doctor if he can guess the the song I'm squeezing on his finger.
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    Maxine Waters On Sequestration: "Over 170 Million Jobs Could Be Lost"

    That is a good idea. Post a recipe, a "how to hint", tomorrows lottery numbers..anything....:D
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    Maxine Waters On Sequestration: "Over 170 Million Jobs Could Be Lost"

    "Elite"... Pens only.... No pencil... No erasers... No do-overs. No changing your answers....:cool:
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    Maxine Waters On Sequestration: "Over 170 Million Jobs Could Be Lost"

    "over 170 million jobs that could be lost –" Bernanke said that? Who and how came up with that number? Her words make it sound as if Bernanke said that.
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    Jokes 2

    I met this woman at a party, and she invited me back to her place. After a couple of drinks and some heavy duty necking she excused herself for 5 minutes, and returned wearing a massive strap-on. " Fuck that! " I yelled. " You never told me that you were a divorce lawyer."
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