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"Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta"

"lifestyle behavior modification" for American citizens that do not exhibit "healthy behavior." ------------------ I suggest we start with members of ACORN. Let's get down to the "community".

I like finsig. I abhor the word "pro" in anything. (Too many "pros' out there). Got a logo? Personally I would work on a name and logo simutaneously.

If your name is Rob, you really should shout “You got robbed!” right after sex.

I’m thinking of getting a dog from the local shelter, naming him Nostalgia & letting him run away.

I just tell people I'm in the Witness Protection Progam.

My doctor said I'd sleep better if I stop drinking coffee and alcohol. He's probably right. Most days that's the only reason I get up.

Talking with old people is like constantly having a bad cell connection. Yes, the one thing that truly makes my wife sleepy is an erection. Hey-oh! Heckled Christian Rock Band Knows How Jesus Felt I once stole a sign that said “not responsible for lost or stolen items.” then i...

"The state Senate seems on the verge of passing a terrible bill that is inoffensively labeled the “Second Chance for Ex-Offenders Act.” There’s a companion bill in the Assembly." The champion of this bill is Sen. John Sampson of Brooklyn, leader of the Democratic conference and thus...

Obama Tells UK No Hard Feelings over BP Oil Spill ---------------------- Meanwhile back at the dividend ranch........it's a dark and stormy night.... widows and orphans are waiting for an ass kicking.... :D

The future belongs to women". --------------- They can have it as long as I don't have to hear about it. :D

Porn sites have a >3% infection rate. Probably an acceptable rate. ( Imo, google images is a land mine of virus) Here's a few celebrity stats: with some as high as 50% Celebrity 1 Jessica Biel – Major buzz about her figure and high-profile relationship with Justin Timberlake...

Your post brought back memories from my childhood. I was fortunate to have many male role models in my life with different backgrounds and professions. As a kid spending time with them, these men made similar remarks about how life is changing from what it used to be. I didn't have a clue...

With gov't changing the law in 2005 it's almost as if they seen this financial crisis coming, no one was paying attention. C'mon in 2005 this country was on a roll. I agree with you though on all points.

South Korea and the USA playing on the same day. I'm going to be so fed up with eating hot dogs by the end of it.

I was talking to Al Gore the other day and he told me there's only 5 people posting on the whole internet.

:D good one

Uraguay may not be prepared for how fast the french can run...