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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to get a signal on it's iPhone 4. ---------------------- How does an American chicken cross the road? In a bucket.

Weird. WYHF is not News 13 and I can't find a bellflower way in CP.

I am willing to pay total 4% max. If the commision is 6% Add the other 2% to the absolute rock bottom price you'd accept. p.s. Which reminds me. At my closing we were still negotiating the price (the owner and I, he was going to hold the entire mortgage). The lawyers were mad the real...

Now as far as what I think is an unfulfilling job. Which I tell my kids if you want to stand around all day and get paid for doing nothing. Go and get yourself a job gaurding an art exhibit at a museum. These people stand in one room all day and make sure no one violates the "do not touch"...

Somewhere early in life I either read this or someone told me, "If you're going to be a sign holder, be the best sign holder that ever lived". Two things will happen. Someone will recognize you as the best, and hire you away for more productive use of your talents, diligence, your spirit...

Yuppers, The Prez and Gaga are neck and neck in the unofficial race to become the first living person to have 10 million fans on facebook. I am proud to be an American and a witness to this great moment in history.

"He [Obama] also pressed legislators to send him another proposal they omitted from the compromise financial package - a tax on big banks" Every solution to every problem has one common denominator - a new tax. "Now men, we may fuck up regulation like others who have gone before me, and...

First point is money management. Choose a certain amount of money, let's say maybe $100 dollars. Hop in your car, roll down your window, and take a short drive, take a few deep breaths, play some favorite music, then toss the $100 dollars out the window. Think about how you feel after doing this.

I don't know what the heck is going on here.

Hows' that for an ass shot

Trying to get the hang of this, nice foot huh?

Pfffttt.. I was on Park Ave with my daughter and you had to be buzzed in to check out the Yorkies. Fwiw, they wouldn't let us in. Fuck 'em I'm more of a black lab type of guy anways.:cool: :D

I cracked open an egg this morning and got a double yoke. Clearly a "buy" signal.

Eager to avoid a recurrence of the 2008 financial meltdown -------------------- I really believe if they did nothing, this would not happen again in this generation. On the flip side, even with new laws history will repeat in the distant future.

I'm jealous, of course who knew I'd live this long. :cool:

Police say 10 "angry women" detained an accused changing room peeper at a thrift store in East Tennessee until officers arrived. ------------------------- a second hand store in tennesee? shoot, they was all his cousins, cept for his 2 sisters. Thirft store women, well that explains it...

Exactly. What's the point of the convention? More talk.

I laughed when I picked it up. I laughed when I put it down. I never read it. a hahahahahaha

I was at the library yesterday and this book was on the "new" book shelf. I checked it out and threw it in the dumpster on the way out of the library.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week, Until I figured out that you could watch it on TV for free.