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I'm the one with the hole," she said. "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

Msn News "Shirts stolen from England team" Just when they thought they had nothing to lose.

Do these idiots not realize that you cant keep your revenue up when you send jobs away to other places. ---------------- In this instance, a town gets its revenue (sales tax, another source is property tax) from the county, as long as the contractors live within the county there shouldn't...

Geri-hat trick - noun. A frankly rather unappetizing scenario in which a Bus Tour Guide, Bingo Caller, or Rest Home Nightwatchman bags three grannies in one sitting.

My Grandad used to say: 'In the old days we could leave our back doors open all the time without fear of being robbed.' That's probably why his submarine sunk.

If a policeman cannot check your immigration status why should I as an employer? Why should I care if the documents are counterfeit, I don't employ detectives in HR. If everyone is so concerned about employing illegals, why don't ya'll form a posse and check them out yourself.

Don't know, but you know how they knew Michael Jackson was dead? They waved a cub scout under his nose and ....

When I was working in the lumber dept a customer wanted to buy an extension ladder to work on his roof. I asked him how high his roof was. He took about two steps away from the counter, bent over and said "When I'm in the attic I have to walk like this." He walked around bent over. wtf p.s...

Wikipedia has a mammoth list of McDonald's attempts to go native, the most compelling of which we have listed here. 1. In Malaysia, Bubur Ayam McD is congee (rice porridge with the consistency of thin oatmeal) with sliced chicken. Bubur Ikan, congee with fish, was also served for a short...

I went to my girlfriends parents for dinner after not seeing them for a few months. The mother opens the door and says, 'Well you've got a little chubby'. 'Yeah I have put on a little weight'. 'No, your cock is hanging out'.

I wish they'd bring back the McKielbasa. I must have been out to lunch to miss this one.

I don't think term limits would do much to improve the situation. People get voted out of office and end up as a politcal "appointee" or patronage job.

My mate asked me if I saw the England goal. Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match.

Women think pregnancy is the hardest thing to go through. Try thinking of us guys, when we realise our girlfriends aren't actually pregnant and they just got fat.

Thanks for the reply. Maybe the role between Congress and the Federal Reserve is going to be more cozy (political) in the future. I may have this wrong but do we have horse trading between the two and who owes who what? Just wondering. p.s. And Obama is going to take credit for whipping WS...

Clinton said banks should lend money to weatherstrip buildings. The building owners will save money on energy and use those funds to pay back the loan. Meanhwhile Jose will have a job insulating a building. I'll bet Trump can't wait for this initiative.

Biden saw a farmer collecting horse manure and asked him what it was for. He said, "I'm putting it on my rhubarb." "That's odd", Joe replied, "I usually put custard on mine."

I haven't been following the bill but thought I'd ask a question. If the Fed reserve gets more power as a result of this bill, who will oversee the Fed Reserve to enforce any of the provisions? Seems Greenspan may have derelict in his duty. You know what I mean?

Did you read through the list? Obama is a crack head. Build Bionic Man. We can't even make men out of the men we have. Now if you consider a bionic man so we could have more video gamers, booyah. Obama's Challenge: Use high-risk, high-reward policy tools such as prizes and...

"JPM is impacted by virtually all of the coming regulatory reforms,” ------------ From what I understand JPM was the most conservative and prudent throughout the crisis and events leading up to the crisis. Seems odd that they would be the target. -------------- As far as the...