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Probably best to avoid using that phrase. The speaker may understand what he is saying but the speakee may not or visa versa. I couldn't care less for an egg salad sandwich. Best to just say "Fuck egg salad". "But Joey you like egg salad." "Yeah, but ma I'm over it"

Hence, General Mcchrystal felt he was talking to his mother when he met with Obama. Completely understandable based on the authors viewpoint of Obama. Michelle could kick Baracks ass in a NY minute any day of the week.

I think it was in NJ they cut the school budget. The Gov then said, since you cut the school budget, lets return the money saved back to the property owners. The school board then said "What money?"

"Adding comments has been disabled for this video." I think I'll zip off an e mail and ask our constitutional lawyer President "Why'd dey do dat?"

I've started a new job, Going well so far, Working as a comedian in an old folks home, I tell them jokes, They don't understand me, They still piss themselves

Obama meets Confucius: Obama: " Here is a DVD of Gone With the Wind." Confucius: "Ching Chong Ding Dong"

Women who fly airplane upside down,have crack up.

"prospective students paying full price would probably have been better off investing in the stock market 30 years ago rather than spending their money on a college education." ----------------- I know this is off base but prior to this financial mess. One could easliy borrow money to buy a...

A guy walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much is total humiliation?" The Madam replies "$37.99" "Wow," he says. "What do I get for that?" The Madam says: "An England Shirt."

I hate it when my finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper mid wipe. Other than that, I'm really enjoying my new job at the old folks home.

For sale: 10 Used Condoms. No weirdos.

Its not Pancake Day for at least another 6 months and already the supermarkets are selling flour, eggs n milk. When did it all become so commercialised?

I have a few theories of my own on this. Imo, sales tax liens the company may not have their products or services priced correctly or they are not experienced in business. Property tax liens may just be temporary cash flow problem or become part of a business strategy. (They could earn more...

Aha, the old census trick.

Citigroup shares were halted at 1:03 p.m. EDT on the New York Stock Exchange Tuesday after a trade of $3.3174, or 12.7 percent below the previous trade of $3.80 crossed the tape. The stock drop triggered a new circuit breaker that the exchange adopted following the May 'flash crash' in which...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra...

I'm so lonely here in England these days I deliberately post shit jokes on here just to get a message in my inbox! Two minutes and I'll have another... Love Fabio

I think you mean "Ditto" Dito: Used commonly by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans as a word to express pity..like saying "aww poor you" Dito, he went home with no 420..:D

Funny that should happen today. I was looking through the sec press releases yesterday and read this. Last week, the SEC approved rules that require the exchanges and FINRA to pause trading in certain individual stocks if the price moves 10 percent or more in a five-minute period. Under the...